Those of you who know me are aware that I love the act of ranking more than any one particular type of thing that can be ranked. With that in mind, with a view toward emphasizing the rankings part of Ruby Rankings, this is the first ever RUBY RANKINGS MOVIE REVIEW!!! Best yet, I won't spoil crap (except spoiling whether the film was good or bad).
Film: Her (2013)
Dir: Spike Jonze (also writer, producer)
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams, Scarlett Johansson
Allow me to oversimplify things for a moment. A lot of movies are predictable without being inevitable. By that, I mean, you can see how the film is going to end, but the film hasn't really earned that ending. It's possible to make a perfectly good film this way, and a lot of films have to be like this. Disney films, for example. Why did things work out for Merida in Brave? The short answer is: because, duh, she's the hero. She's a strong independent good-role-model type, and the point of Disney/Pixar films is that these sorts of people win. I very much enjoyed Brave on a lot of levels. Feeling emotionally invested in the ending wasn't one of them.
Good movies, more often than bad movies, have endings that are, ok, predictable, more or less, but also inevitable. The writers, directors, and actors have really shown their work, making a film that works towards a very good payoff. That you can predict the Act 3 payoff at the close of Act 2 is no knock on these films, and a lot of masterpieces are in this category. The Usual Suspects is one of these, depending on how much you've heard about it. I raved about Gravity all winter. You knew how it was going to end, emotionally, even if you didn't know the details. It's emotionally fulfilling for a cycle of rebirth to come to the 360th degree. Even films like Hot Fuzz are like this; I'm not saying that you ever know the exact details of how something's going to end, but after the reveal makes things so absurd that the film sort of explodes out of the confines of its genre, you know the ending is going to be absurd to match.
Only a few films have endings that are perfectly inevitable but completely unpredictable. These are the ones where, after Act 2, you can't imagine in your wildest dreams how Act 3 is going to transpire, but after you've seen it, you can't imagine any other way it could've gone. You realize that something truly new happened. Many of my very favorite films are like this, such as All About Eve, Moonrise Kingdom, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
So, what does that have to do with Her? I'm getting there. But first, let's talk about the plot, yes?
Her is about Joaquin Phoenix's attempts to find true love. It's also about artificial intelligence, organic intelligence, free will vs. mechanism, physical vs. spiritual, and a lot of other philosophical-type metaphysical-type things. But at its core, the story's told from the perspective of a man who's trying to find love (and getting over a break-up, and having things get complicated, etc.). It's a fairly conventional narrative with a very creative, sophisticated philosophical overlay.
If the movie's not exactly explosively innovative, there are definitely individual scenes that qualify as such. In particular, the film contained what I think is the best scene with a completely black screen as I've seen in film. There's also some true hilarity, although less and less as the film goes on.
Do note that an enormous percentage of the screen time is focused directly on Joaquin Phoenix's mustachioed face. Like, a ridiculously huge percentage. There are long conversations during which Theodore and Samantha (the not-quite-disembodied voice of Scarlett Johansson) simply talk while the camera is fixed on Phoenix's face. I mean, listen. I find his face quite pleasant to look at. So, that worked for me.
Why should I, the hypothetical reader asks, go see Her?
You should go see Her because it's a very well-made story of love and loss with enough complexities to keep things interesting (not exciting; I don't think it's ever exciting, but you're not going to Her for excitement). You should see Her because the colors and sounds are beautiful, and the individual scenes are top-notch. Again, I'm not convinced the overall narrative is a triumph or anything, but the individual scenes are so well-crafted that this movie should easily win Best Original Screenplay. The score is glorious, as is to be expected when it's created mostly by Arcade Fire with some help from Karen O. Perhaps very intentionally, it really aims to be something of a sensory experience. The filming and camera work reinforce the subject matter quite well.
Any drawbacks?
It's a little long, at 126 minutes. That is to say, there are movies that come in at 126 minutes that I think could have benefited from being expanded. This was not in that category. There were two particular instances at which I thought the movie could've ended, and one at which I thought it actually was going to end (during the song "Photograph"). I'm not certain the narrative couldn't have stood on its own if it stopped there, but what happens at the end really is an emotionally mature conclusion. It might not be the one we want, but it's the one we should learn to accept.
So, back to the ridiculous idiosyncratic discussion of narrative theory...
Right, right. In short, Her is a very well-crafted example of the second kind of film. It was a top-notch effort, with an ending that was truly emotionally earned, but it didn't shatter any of my worldviews. Her is something that any reflective person should take in, reflect on, and not dismiss.
There were two films I saw this year that I hoped would be true masterpieces. Gravity was a true masterpiece. Her wasn't, and the point I'm trying to make is this: we should be all right with that.
RANKING SYSTEM!!!
Of course we need a ranking system. Basically, I've seen 412 full-length films in my life, and I've created a "Medal" system as follows:
Unranked: Bottom 50%
Bronze (B): Roughly one of the top 50% of films I've seen.
Double Bronze (BB): Top 40%.
Triple Bronze (BBB): Top 25%.
Silver (S): Top 15%
Double Silver (SS): Top 12%
Triple Silver (SSS): Top 7.5%
Gold (G): Top 5%
Double Gold (GG): Top 2.5%, roughly one of the 10 best films I've ever seen.
Triple Gold (GGG): Top 1%, roughly one of the 5 best films I've ever seen.
FINAL VERDICT ON HER:
Her was very good but not great. It was one of the very best films I've seen in the last 3 or 4 years, and a worthy Oscar nominee, pretty firmly in the "must-see" category. It wasn't a game-changer for me, though, and I'm not sure how it could have been.
Borderline BBB/S.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
Some thoughts on the 2014 Australian Open!
Hey everyone. For as much as I love sports, Tennis is the only one I actually played in an organized capacity after the age of 13. Just like most athletic endeavors, I found myself very knowledgeable about what was going on and completely unable to make my body do the things it had to do. Alas!
But now that I'm, ostensibly, grown up, I remain a tennis fan. I watch the Slams pretty religiously, and at least nominally keep tabs on the remainder of the season. So, I'm pretty thrilled about the 2014 season finally starting up! Tonight (Day 2 of the Open) I finally look at the Men's and Women's Singles Draws, and here are some preliminary thoughts:
Men's Draw
-Wasn't Jordan Thompson v. #20 Jerzy Janowicz fun? Now, even after he got up 2-0, I gave the kid maybe a 40% chance of taking the match - come on, Janowicz can't lose to a guy making his TOUR DEBUT, eh? - but those first two sets were certainly fun to watch. A total of 5 unforced errors over those two sets will give the 19-year-old something to look back on fondly as he tries to climb into the Top 100 and the Tour scene.
- I think #11 Milos Raonic has a pretty good shot to get to the QFs to face Nadal. He'll have to take out (if seeding holds) Hanescu, #22 Dimitrov, and #5 Del Potro to do so, but I think that's a fairly kind road. I am a big JMDP fan, but with all the injuries he's been very inconsistent lately (truth be told, I haven't heard anything about his present health). It wouldn't shock me if, like last year, he made at least one Grand Slam SF this year and also bowed out in R64 of a Grand Slam.
- I really like the 32nd of Cilic v. Granollers and Brands v. #18 Simon. Whoever gets out of that foursome - keep your eye on Cilic - is set to face #10 Tsonga. Whoever wins that match will face a beatable #6 Federer for a berth in the QFs.
- #7 Tomas Berdych (crazy striped shirt and all) is a popular SF pick, and he should be. The other seed in his 16th is #32 Dodig, and #12 Tommy Haas already retired from his 8th. That leaves #19 Kevin Anderson as Berdych's only big-name competition before a QF match-up with #3 Ferrer. Berdych is definitely the kind of player who can beat Anderson at the big man's own game, and Ferrer is the usual whipping boy among the Top 4 Seeds. If Berdych and Ferrer meet, I call it a coin flip.
- The bottom quarter seems to be the most straightforward, and the most likely QF match-up in the whole tournament, I think, is #8 Wawrinka v. #2 Djokovic. I'd be *very* surprised if they didn't meet in the last 8.
Joe's Picks:
QFs: #11 Raonic v. #1 Nadal; #10 Tsonga v. #4 Murray; #7 Berdych v. #3 Ferrer; #8 Wawrinka v. #2 Djokovic
SFs: What a Shock!!! #1 Nadal v. #4 Murray; #3 Ferrer v. #2 Djokovic!!! I NEVER expected THAT.
Finals: #1 Nadal v. #2 Djokovic
Winner: #2 Djokovic
Women's Draw
Admittedly, I follow the Women's game a little less closer than the Men's, but I still follow it, which is a lot more than most of my tennis-watching fans can say. I do often catch myself cheering for the prettier player, and I keep reminding myself that this is not proper, and whatnot, but I digress. Like on the Men's side, I have my favorite players in this draw as well.
- Obviously, #1 Serena Williams is going to win. Right? Yeah. Probably. I'll give her, maybe, 60%, which is probably short-changing her. Interestingly, Serena's best record is in the Australian Open (5 wins in 13 tries), but she's gone longer without hoisting the trophy than she has for the other 3 Slams. Interestingly enough, she's never reached the QFs without winning the tournament. To get to the QFs, she'll have to beat #31 Hantuchova - not a pushover - and either #17 Stosur or #14 Ivanovic.
- And who will Williams face in the QFs? Yesterday was a bad day for the Italian women, with #12 Vinci and #7 Errani both falling. That leaves #30 Bouchard and #18 Flipkens as the remaining seeds. Obviously, the wild card is - hopefully, for we Yanks - going to be 18-year-old American Madison Keys, who is currently 36th but is predicted by many to leap as high as the Top 10 by year's end. Keys doesn't have an easy path; her first match is against Zheng Jie, the 2010 Aussie Semifinalist who defeated Keys in the first round of the 2012 Australian Open. However, an 18-year-old vs. a 30-year-old is quite different from 16-vs.-28, and Keys should be the favorite. She'll then have Flipkens and Bouchard to contend with, in that order. Call me a homer, but I'll say Keys makes her first big breakthrough here.
- Much like Serena, #4 Li Na has seen her main stumbling block to the Semifinals - #6 Petra Kvitova (a favorite player of Joe's, alas) - fall in the first round. Unlike Serena, though, she won't find her path a cakewalk, as #26 Safarova, #15 Lisicki, and especially #9 Kerber are significant threats. I still like Li to win this quarter, but would not be surprised if Kerber, Lisicki, or maybe even an unseeded opponent like Luksika Kumkhum, who looked fantastic taking out Kvitova, got there instead.
- The third quarter is #3 Sharapova's to lose, but lose she might. The winner of #8 Jelena Jankovic and #11 Simona Halep (who is one of the bust players in the world, ha ha! But seriously. Look up her story, which raises, among other things, interesting sports ethics questions) will pose a serious threat.
- Finally, call me an unabashed #5 Agnieszka Radwanska fan. She and #10 Wozniacki - Rory McIlroy's newly ringed fiancée - should be the best QF match if it happens. Obviously, though, #2 Victoria Azarenka, who is looking for a three-peat in Australia, is Serena Williams's biggest threat.
Joe's Picks:
QFs: #1 Williams v. Keys; #4 Li v. Kumkhum; #11 Halep v. #3 Sharapova; #5 Radwanska v. #2 Azarenka
SFs: #1 Williams v. #4 Li; #11 Halep v. #2 Azarenka
Finals: #1 Williams v. #2 Azarenka
Winner: #1 Williams
Let me know why I'm an idiot! Time to go back to my room and watch all of the people I just put in the SFs lose and make me look dumb.
But now that I'm, ostensibly, grown up, I remain a tennis fan. I watch the Slams pretty religiously, and at least nominally keep tabs on the remainder of the season. So, I'm pretty thrilled about the 2014 season finally starting up! Tonight (Day 2 of the Open) I finally look at the Men's and Women's Singles Draws, and here are some preliminary thoughts:
Men's Draw
-Wasn't Jordan Thompson v. #20 Jerzy Janowicz fun? Now, even after he got up 2-0, I gave the kid maybe a 40% chance of taking the match - come on, Janowicz can't lose to a guy making his TOUR DEBUT, eh? - but those first two sets were certainly fun to watch. A total of 5 unforced errors over those two sets will give the 19-year-old something to look back on fondly as he tries to climb into the Top 100 and the Tour scene.
- I think #11 Milos Raonic has a pretty good shot to get to the QFs to face Nadal. He'll have to take out (if seeding holds) Hanescu, #22 Dimitrov, and #5 Del Potro to do so, but I think that's a fairly kind road. I am a big JMDP fan, but with all the injuries he's been very inconsistent lately (truth be told, I haven't heard anything about his present health). It wouldn't shock me if, like last year, he made at least one Grand Slam SF this year and also bowed out in R64 of a Grand Slam.
- I really like the 32nd of Cilic v. Granollers and Brands v. #18 Simon. Whoever gets out of that foursome - keep your eye on Cilic - is set to face #10 Tsonga. Whoever wins that match will face a beatable #6 Federer for a berth in the QFs.
- #7 Tomas Berdych (crazy striped shirt and all) is a popular SF pick, and he should be. The other seed in his 16th is #32 Dodig, and #12 Tommy Haas already retired from his 8th. That leaves #19 Kevin Anderson as Berdych's only big-name competition before a QF match-up with #3 Ferrer. Berdych is definitely the kind of player who can beat Anderson at the big man's own game, and Ferrer is the usual whipping boy among the Top 4 Seeds. If Berdych and Ferrer meet, I call it a coin flip.
- The bottom quarter seems to be the most straightforward, and the most likely QF match-up in the whole tournament, I think, is #8 Wawrinka v. #2 Djokovic. I'd be *very* surprised if they didn't meet in the last 8.
Joe's Picks:
QFs: #11 Raonic v. #1 Nadal; #10 Tsonga v. #4 Murray; #7 Berdych v. #3 Ferrer; #8 Wawrinka v. #2 Djokovic
SFs: What a Shock!!! #1 Nadal v. #4 Murray; #3 Ferrer v. #2 Djokovic!!! I NEVER expected THAT.
Finals: #1 Nadal v. #2 Djokovic
Winner: #2 Djokovic
Women's Draw
Admittedly, I follow the Women's game a little less closer than the Men's, but I still follow it, which is a lot more than most of my tennis-watching fans can say. I do often catch myself cheering for the prettier player, and I keep reminding myself that this is not proper, and whatnot, but I digress. Like on the Men's side, I have my favorite players in this draw as well.
- Obviously, #1 Serena Williams is going to win. Right? Yeah. Probably. I'll give her, maybe, 60%, which is probably short-changing her. Interestingly, Serena's best record is in the Australian Open (5 wins in 13 tries), but she's gone longer without hoisting the trophy than she has for the other 3 Slams. Interestingly enough, she's never reached the QFs without winning the tournament. To get to the QFs, she'll have to beat #31 Hantuchova - not a pushover - and either #17 Stosur or #14 Ivanovic.
- And who will Williams face in the QFs? Yesterday was a bad day for the Italian women, with #12 Vinci and #7 Errani both falling. That leaves #30 Bouchard and #18 Flipkens as the remaining seeds. Obviously, the wild card is - hopefully, for we Yanks - going to be 18-year-old American Madison Keys, who is currently 36th but is predicted by many to leap as high as the Top 10 by year's end. Keys doesn't have an easy path; her first match is against Zheng Jie, the 2010 Aussie Semifinalist who defeated Keys in the first round of the 2012 Australian Open. However, an 18-year-old vs. a 30-year-old is quite different from 16-vs.-28, and Keys should be the favorite. She'll then have Flipkens and Bouchard to contend with, in that order. Call me a homer, but I'll say Keys makes her first big breakthrough here.
- Much like Serena, #4 Li Na has seen her main stumbling block to the Semifinals - #6 Petra Kvitova (a favorite player of Joe's, alas) - fall in the first round. Unlike Serena, though, she won't find her path a cakewalk, as #26 Safarova, #15 Lisicki, and especially #9 Kerber are significant threats. I still like Li to win this quarter, but would not be surprised if Kerber, Lisicki, or maybe even an unseeded opponent like Luksika Kumkhum, who looked fantastic taking out Kvitova, got there instead.
- The third quarter is #3 Sharapova's to lose, but lose she might. The winner of #8 Jelena Jankovic and #11 Simona Halep (who is one of the bust players in the world, ha ha! But seriously. Look up her story, which raises, among other things, interesting sports ethics questions) will pose a serious threat.
- Finally, call me an unabashed #5 Agnieszka Radwanska fan. She and #10 Wozniacki - Rory McIlroy's newly ringed fiancée - should be the best QF match if it happens. Obviously, though, #2 Victoria Azarenka, who is looking for a three-peat in Australia, is Serena Williams's biggest threat.
Joe's Picks:
QFs: #1 Williams v. Keys; #4 Li v. Kumkhum; #11 Halep v. #3 Sharapova; #5 Radwanska v. #2 Azarenka
SFs: #1 Williams v. #4 Li; #11 Halep v. #2 Azarenka
Finals: #1 Williams v. #2 Azarenka
Winner: #1 Williams
Let me know why I'm an idiot! Time to go back to my room and watch all of the people I just put in the SFs lose and make me look dumb.
Saturday, January 4, 2014
NFL PLAYOFFS?! YAYYY! ^__^ WILD CARD SATURDAY: Predictions, Analysis, and Snark
Everyone! It's NFL Playoff time! This is, obviously, a good thing, a seasonal consolation for those of us who return to school around this time every year. It's an excuse to stay inside out of the cold. It's an excuse to drink, whether in joy or agony. Most of all, it's about 40 hours of fun spread out over 4 weekends.
Before I take a look at this year's playoff games, let's take a quick look at the teams I picked to get into the playoffs. In the AFC, I snagged 3 of the 4 division winners (Patriots, Broncos, and Colts, all of who were never really in danger), and admitted that I really was not confident in my Ravens pick. I did have the Bengals as my first wild card, noting that their offense was the probably the third-best in the AFC, behind the Broncos and Pats. Well, what do you know: the top 3 AFC scoring offenses were the Broncos, Pats, and Bengal; the Chargers sneaked ahead of the Bengals into 3rd place in total yards. I really liked Cleveland coming into this year, and took a flyer on them as the last wild-card team. That... didn't work, but, whatever. Gordon was fun to watch.
Predicted: 1) Broncos; 2) Ravens; 3) Patriots; 4) Colts; 5) Bengals; 6) Browns
Actual: 1) Broncos; 2) Patriots; 3) Bengals; 4) Colts; 5) Chiefs; 6) Chargers.
I picked the Broncos to get to the Super Bowl. Really went out on a limb there.
Like in the AFC, I managed to pick 4 of the 6 NFC teams, although it was a little more jumbled here. In the East, noting that no one had any bloody idea what would happen, I picked the Cowboys to win. Of the Philadelphia Eagles, I wrote: "[they] will be one of three things: 1) the most exciting playoff team in the NFL, 2) the most exciting mediocre team in the NFL, or 3) the most exciting trainwreck in the NFL." I am thrilled that they are pretty darn close to #1. I expected #2.5. In the North, I had the Packers, but with 12 wins, not 8 and a half. I had the Saints in the playoffs as the 6-seed (bingo!) but was (like virtually everyone) mistaken about which team would go 12-4 to take the South. In the West, I got the two squads, but had them switched.
Predicted: 1) 49ers; 2) Packers; 3) Falcons; 4) Cowboys; 5) Seahawks; 6) Saints
Actual: 1) Seahawks; 2) Panthers; 3) Eagles; 4) Packers; 5) 49ers; 6) Saints
Here, I picked the Packers. Ultimately, I had a rematch of Super Bowl XXXII - the first one I watched! - going the other way, with Rodgers getting his second ring.
So, that was the plan. I'm gonna give those picks a B. I got all the ones that were more likely than not, and both of my Super Bowl teams made it. We now, however, have an entire season's worth of games and statistics and storylines to take into account, so perhaps we can be even more successful going forward!
Fat chance. I'd call three of this weekend's four games a coin-flip, but I think it's more like four. Here's my Informed Analysis(c)(notreally) of this weekend's games:
(5) Kansas City @ (4) Indianapolis - 4:35 Saturday
Kansas City surprised a lot of people with their 9-0 start, but came way back down to earth with a 2-5 finish. Those five losses came to the Broncos, Broncos, Chargers, Chargers... and Colts, albeit in a game that didn't have much meaning for either team. The Colts played in the easiest division in the NFL this year; the Jaguars never had much of a chance, and while I wasn't shocked the Texans missed the playoffs - I had them stumbling to a flat 8-8 - I don't think anyone envisioned them deciding whether to keep or trade the #1 overall pick. Even the Titans, at 7-9, had the worst record of any division runner-up.
Chiefs Offense
... starts and ends with Jamaal Charles, is how that sentence goes. Charles was 3rd in the NFL in rushing this year, the only player in the pass-heavy AFC to be in the top 6. He was tied for the most rushing TDs with 12, which is likely the lowest total ever in a 16-game season (I only checked back to 2003). The NFL these days is very different from the game that Priest Holmes (27 in 2003), Shaun Alexander (27 in 2005), and LaDainian Tomlinson (28 in 2006) played only a few years ago. Even in a run-depressed NFL, it's clear that Charles has to be on any intelligible shortlist of offensive MVP candidates. That's in large part due to his amazing consistency catching the ball out of the backfield too; despite being the single-game receiving yards leader for the Chiefs only twice this year, he led the team in receiving yards, receptions, and touchdowns.
In other news, another season goes by and we *still* have no idea if Alex Smith is any good. What he can do: win when he has weapons. Get a good number of TDs without throwing picks, which is a damn-valuable skill (just ask Jay Cutler or Eli Manning). Run, apparently - he snagged 431 rushing yards this year (his previous high was 179). Also, he hasn't lost a fumble since 2006. That's 70+ games.
What he can't do, though, it seems, is go downfield, make a particularly athletic play, or really do any of the things that separate good, plus QBs from the ones we remember, the ones that win playoff games, the ones that win even though the opposing defense is better than their own offense. I am an unashamed QBR fan, and Smith comes in at a 49.4 this year. That's the very definition of mediocre.
Ultimately, even with Charles, if I was drafting playoff team offenses, these guys would be in the bottom three.
Colts Offense
And so would these guys, I think. When Andrew Luck came into the league a mere 20 months ago, I told people that he would, physically, in terms of arm strength, make throws that only 5 or 6 other starters could make. I had him, when he first stepped on an NFL field, as the 12th-best QB in the league. It did take him a little while to really hit his stride, but he's a quick learner, and those forlorn franchises that have had x+1 QBs over the last x years (Bills, Browns... looking at you) must be furious that the Colts went from one sure-fire franchise QB to the next.
The Colts are actually 20th in rushing, although their leading rusher - Donald Brown - only snagged 537, good for 42nd individually in the NFL. Trent Richardson... who the hell knows? I have no idea why he can't move the ball in the NFL, but after he was traded to the Colts, his yard per carry actually went down. He snagged only 2.9 per with Indy.
T.Y. "Don't Call Me Ty" Hilton was Luck's favorite target this year, going over 1,000 yards and legitimately stepping up when Reggie Wayne was lost for the season. Coby Fleener, Luck's Stanford buddy, has done all right as well.
Although the pieces are good-not-great, you can do a lot with a little when you don't turn the ball over. The Colts only turned the ball over 14 times this year, four better than the second-most efficient team which, as you should have guessed by now, is the Chiefs.
Colts Defense
Defensively, the Colts seem to match up poorly with KC. Robert Mathis was the Colts' only Pro Bowl selection on either side of the ball, and he certainly earned it; as far as OLBs go, however, he's quite pass-oriented. He snagged 19.5 sack this year (the next-highest LB had 12), but much of the run-stopping was done by the solid team of Antoine Bethea and LaRon Landry, both safeties. Ultimately, the Colts ended up 7th-worst against the run. This might be because no one in their division could throw, but this front seven isn't the sort that will strike fear into Jamaal Charles's heart.
The Colts are 5th in the AFC in takeaways, and - much like last year - this is a squad that is better than its names suggest. That's a credit to the coach. Ultimately, though, I'm not too high on this unit. I probably should be into these guys more, especially since they were 9th in points allowed, and I'm about to talk about how the Chiefs are great because they're 5th in points allowed, but remember: the Colts played in the barren South, and the Chiefs played in the explosive West.
Chiefs Defense
Here's where the star power in this game is. The Chiefs' defense has 5 Pro Bowlers, and is one of the best in the game. The unit is a testament to the worthlessness of Total Yardage statistics; KC is 24th in total yards allowed but 5th in points allowed.
A big part of that is the Chiefs' ability to get turnovers. Their 36 takeaways trailed only the near-legendary Seahawks' defense this year. Justin Houston and (Penn Stater) Tamba Hali, both Pro Bowlers, each had 11 sacks, and Hali was one of only 4 players to return both an INT and fumble for a TD this year (not that there's any predictive value to that info, but, hey, it's neat).
PREDICTION:
I know KC stumbled to the finish line, but in the NFL, the more talented team wins more often than not. The team with more talent is the Chiefs, and they're going to storm into Indy this afternoon and snag a tough victory. KANSAS CITY 31, INDIANAPOLIS 21
(6) New Orleans @ (3) Philadelphia - 8:10 Saturday
These teams combined for 11 wins last year, the fewest of any possible playoff duo this year unless the Chiefs and Eagles make it to the Super Bowl (that'd be 6 combined wins). Most people who were paying attention expected the Saints to get back after the Bounty-gate hiccup, and most people who were paying attention still had no idea whether Chip Kelly would work, whether the defense could actually tackle, or whether Nick Foles was going to set the all-time TDs to INTs ratio for someone with at least 13 TDs.
An interesting note: Nick Foles and Drew Brees graduated from the same high school, Westlake HS in Austin, Texas. It's also worth noting that Brees is one of the shortest QBs in the league - listed at 6'0" but widely believed to be 5'11" - and Foles comes in at 6'6". I wonder if anyone's compiled a list of the biggest height differences in playoff games. If not, they should. If so, they should send it to me.
Saints Offense
Obviously top notch, with the caveat that everyone believes them to be far worse on the road than at home. Let's see if that's true:
- 8-0 at home, 3-5 on the road. Oohf.
- 34 ppg for at home, 17.5 ppg for on the road. Ouch.
- 15.6 ppg allowed at home, 22.4 ppg allowed on the road. Meh.
Of course, almost all teams will have some significant shift home-to-away, but that seems pretty extreme. When everyone believes something to be true and stats suggest it's true, it's a lot easier to think "hey... it's probably true."
But let's get to the actual offense. Just for kicks, whenever I cite a player stat, I'll put home and road splits too. Drew Brees is obviously a fantastic passer. I still remember thinking he was done when the Chargers let him go, and the Dolphins didn't want to take a flyer on him. Yeah. In his 8 seasons with the Saints, he's only missed one game. He put up his 4th-highest passer rating this year, notching a 104.7 (126.3 home, 84.8 road). He was also second in the NFL in TDs, with his 39 scores (27 home, 12 away) equal to approximately 70% of Peyton Manning's total.
A big part of that success is Jimmy Graham, who, with apologies to the injury-riddled Rob Gronkowski, is almost certainly the biggest single match-up problem in the NFL. Graham led the league in receiving TDs (including WRs) with 16 (10 home, 6 road). Note that, if the Saints are to have offensive success in the Linc, it will be led by Graham, who has actually has more receptions and yards on the road despite missing the shockingly-unlikely defeat to the Patriots at Gillette.
No one would mistake the Saints' offense for a rushing attack; their 92.1 per game slot them at 25th in the NFL and worst among the playoff teams. They have a real RB-by-committee thing going; they have 6 players with a rushing TD and none with more than 3. The real RB threats are Darren Sproles and Pierre Thomas coming out of the backfield to receive. Pierre Thomas is a true screen back: he has 513 total receiving yards but 642 yards after catch (tops in the league). That means his 77 receptions were made an average of 1.7 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Sproles is just as good, and probably more explosive, with 604 yards, 507 YAC.
One of the best offenses in the league, but at 25.9 per game they're not the true air-it-out circus we've seen in the past from this team.
Eagles Offense
Also among the best in the league. It's hard to look at season stats for this squad, because of the QB switch mid-season. Even with the Birds scoring 10 combined points in back-to-back division losses this year (with Matt Barkley at the helm for most of that time), they ended up with the 4th-highest scoring offense in the league (27.6), just fractions of points per game behind the Bears and Patriots (both 27.8). Oh, yeah, and 10.3 behind the Broncos. But... the Broncos.
A lot has been made of Nick Foles's tremendous season, and I won't beat it to death here. Suffice to say that, although he's been tremendous statistically (27:2 TDs:INTs, more importantly: 9.12 yards per attempt, which is ridiculous), a fair portion of it is the system he's in. He is not the Eagles' best offensive player.
That would be LeSean McCoy who, after leading the NFL in rushing TDs a few years ago, got his rushing yardage title this year, his 1,607 besting Matt Forte by 268. When this guy touches the ball, special things happen. His 5.1 yards per carry was 5th-best, and his 9 runs of 20+ yards was worse only than Alfred Morris's 10. McCoy may be the best in the NFL at making really stop-and-start cuts (at least when Peterson's banged up).
People complained about Foles being snubbed for the Pro Bowl, but I think DeSean Jackson was maybe the bigger snub. Maybe I'm biased, because I was sitting in Row 17 when he went for 193 in the Eagles' Week 2 loss to the Chargers, but he had arguably his best season, putting up a career-high 1,332 yards. Importantly, he was simply far more sure-handed this year than in years past: coming into this season, he had caught just over 52% of the passes thrown to him; this year, he improved that mark to 65%, which translated to almost 20 more catches. How much of that is system, and how much of that is better passing, and how much of that is Jackson... well, it's an interesting question, but no one will care as long as it keeps happening.
Basically, this is a match-up of two of the 6 or 7 best offenses in the league, and - especially with the Saints on the road, in the cold - the Eagles get the edge in this one.
Eagles Defense
Much maligned a year ago (though not like the Saints; more on this soon), the Eagles' defense managed to be at least mediocre this year, with a lot of individual performances standing out (at least to the fans, who were treated to a bland mixture of missed tackles and lethargy last year). It definitely appears as though the unit got better as the year wore on; over the first four games, they allowed 27, 33, 26, and 52 (to the Broncos, of course), whereas they only allowed more than 22 once in their last 12 games (a seemingly aberrational 48-30 loss at Minnesota in Week 15). The Eagles gave up a league-high 290 passing yards per game, but we've seen over and over that that stat doesn't matter much, because the team in that spot is often one with a quick, high-powered offense that a lot of teams have to play catch-up against. More telling is the Passer Rating of QBs facing the Eagles D: 84.0, good for 15th in the NFL. Also, the Eagles' 31 takeaways were 2nd-best in the NFC, helping them tie for 2nd-best in the NFC in turnover margin (+12).
When talking about the Eagles' defense, you simply can't overstate the importance of DeMeco Ryans as a stabilizing force. In his second year as an Eagle after coming up from Houston, Ryans has been a rock in the middle of the field, doing a little bit of everything. Trent Cole and Connor Barwin both came up huge, the latter especially in the Week 17 win over the Cowboys. And the rest of the defense - Mychal Kendricks, Nate Allen, Cedric Thornton, Brandon Boykin, Fletcher Cox - basically reads like a list of future Pro Bowlers.
The thing that Eagles fans need to keep in mind, even if Philly loses today, is this: the arrow is pointing up on these guys. This team will be better next year, and you can't say that with any confidence about most of the NFC.
Saints Defense
Rob Ryan quipped that he'd be unemployed for five minutes. Well, someone probably should have snatched him up in four. While the Cowboys watched their defense go from held-together-by-threads to completely in pieces, Ryan simply went to the Big Easy and turned an historically bad defense - granted, one with some talent (but with no motivation or direction) - into one of the best units in the game. The Saints were 4th-best in terms of both total yards and scoring defense. Against the Eagles' rushing attack, though, it's worth noting that the Saints were 2nd against the pass and 19th against the run.
A big part of their success against the pass was their pass rush, led by the breakout seasons of Cameron Jordan (12.5 sacks) and Junior Galette (12.0). Interestingly, the Saints' defensive success has not translated into takeaways, as their 19 is dead last in the NFC.
The Saints defense has been very good this year. Not flashy, not exciting, but good. Very Ryan-like.
PREDICTION:
The Eagles won't be able to keep up with NO if this turns into a pure QB battle. New Orleans's defense is too good, Jimmy Graham's too good, and Drew Brees is too good. But there are a lot of reasons why this shouldn't turn into a passing battle: it's in Philly, it's gonna be COLD, and the Eagles would be content with feeding LeSean McCoy the ball over and over. The Eagles aren't built to try to keep the other offense off the field, but they should be better at it than the Saints. If it was in New Orleans, I'd say Saints 35, Eagles 34. But it's in Philadelphia. PHILADELPHIA 28, NEW ORLEANS 20.
So, that's what we have for today's action. I'll hit you with another monster opus before tomorrow's games!
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Before I take a look at this year's playoff games, let's take a quick look at the teams I picked to get into the playoffs. In the AFC, I snagged 3 of the 4 division winners (Patriots, Broncos, and Colts, all of who were never really in danger), and admitted that I really was not confident in my Ravens pick. I did have the Bengals as my first wild card, noting that their offense was the probably the third-best in the AFC, behind the Broncos and Pats. Well, what do you know: the top 3 AFC scoring offenses were the Broncos, Pats, and Bengal; the Chargers sneaked ahead of the Bengals into 3rd place in total yards. I really liked Cleveland coming into this year, and took a flyer on them as the last wild-card team. That... didn't work, but, whatever. Gordon was fun to watch.
Predicted: 1) Broncos; 2) Ravens; 3) Patriots; 4) Colts; 5) Bengals; 6) Browns
Actual: 1) Broncos; 2) Patriots; 3) Bengals; 4) Colts; 5) Chiefs; 6) Chargers.
I picked the Broncos to get to the Super Bowl. Really went out on a limb there.
Like in the AFC, I managed to pick 4 of the 6 NFC teams, although it was a little more jumbled here. In the East, noting that no one had any bloody idea what would happen, I picked the Cowboys to win. Of the Philadelphia Eagles, I wrote: "[they] will be one of three things: 1) the most exciting playoff team in the NFL, 2) the most exciting mediocre team in the NFL, or 3) the most exciting trainwreck in the NFL." I am thrilled that they are pretty darn close to #1. I expected #2.5. In the North, I had the Packers, but with 12 wins, not 8 and a half. I had the Saints in the playoffs as the 6-seed (bingo!) but was (like virtually everyone) mistaken about which team would go 12-4 to take the South. In the West, I got the two squads, but had them switched.
Predicted: 1) 49ers; 2) Packers; 3) Falcons; 4) Cowboys; 5) Seahawks; 6) Saints
Actual: 1) Seahawks; 2) Panthers; 3) Eagles; 4) Packers; 5) 49ers; 6) Saints
Here, I picked the Packers. Ultimately, I had a rematch of Super Bowl XXXII - the first one I watched! - going the other way, with Rodgers getting his second ring.
So, that was the plan. I'm gonna give those picks a B. I got all the ones that were more likely than not, and both of my Super Bowl teams made it. We now, however, have an entire season's worth of games and statistics and storylines to take into account, so perhaps we can be even more successful going forward!
Fat chance. I'd call three of this weekend's four games a coin-flip, but I think it's more like four. Here's my Informed Analysis(c)(notreally) of this weekend's games:
(5) Kansas City @ (4) Indianapolis - 4:35 Saturday
Kansas City surprised a lot of people with their 9-0 start, but came way back down to earth with a 2-5 finish. Those five losses came to the Broncos, Broncos, Chargers, Chargers... and Colts, albeit in a game that didn't have much meaning for either team. The Colts played in the easiest division in the NFL this year; the Jaguars never had much of a chance, and while I wasn't shocked the Texans missed the playoffs - I had them stumbling to a flat 8-8 - I don't think anyone envisioned them deciding whether to keep or trade the #1 overall pick. Even the Titans, at 7-9, had the worst record of any division runner-up.
Chiefs Offense
... starts and ends with Jamaal Charles, is how that sentence goes. Charles was 3rd in the NFL in rushing this year, the only player in the pass-heavy AFC to be in the top 6. He was tied for the most rushing TDs with 12, which is likely the lowest total ever in a 16-game season (I only checked back to 2003). The NFL these days is very different from the game that Priest Holmes (27 in 2003), Shaun Alexander (27 in 2005), and LaDainian Tomlinson (28 in 2006) played only a few years ago. Even in a run-depressed NFL, it's clear that Charles has to be on any intelligible shortlist of offensive MVP candidates. That's in large part due to his amazing consistency catching the ball out of the backfield too; despite being the single-game receiving yards leader for the Chiefs only twice this year, he led the team in receiving yards, receptions, and touchdowns.
In other news, another season goes by and we *still* have no idea if Alex Smith is any good. What he can do: win when he has weapons. Get a good number of TDs without throwing picks, which is a damn-valuable skill (just ask Jay Cutler or Eli Manning). Run, apparently - he snagged 431 rushing yards this year (his previous high was 179). Also, he hasn't lost a fumble since 2006. That's 70+ games.
What he can't do, though, it seems, is go downfield, make a particularly athletic play, or really do any of the things that separate good, plus QBs from the ones we remember, the ones that win playoff games, the ones that win even though the opposing defense is better than their own offense. I am an unashamed QBR fan, and Smith comes in at a 49.4 this year. That's the very definition of mediocre.
Ultimately, even with Charles, if I was drafting playoff team offenses, these guys would be in the bottom three.
Colts Offense
And so would these guys, I think. When Andrew Luck came into the league a mere 20 months ago, I told people that he would, physically, in terms of arm strength, make throws that only 5 or 6 other starters could make. I had him, when he first stepped on an NFL field, as the 12th-best QB in the league. It did take him a little while to really hit his stride, but he's a quick learner, and those forlorn franchises that have had x+1 QBs over the last x years (Bills, Browns... looking at you) must be furious that the Colts went from one sure-fire franchise QB to the next.
The Colts are actually 20th in rushing, although their leading rusher - Donald Brown - only snagged 537, good for 42nd individually in the NFL. Trent Richardson... who the hell knows? I have no idea why he can't move the ball in the NFL, but after he was traded to the Colts, his yard per carry actually went down. He snagged only 2.9 per with Indy.
T.Y. "Don't Call Me Ty" Hilton was Luck's favorite target this year, going over 1,000 yards and legitimately stepping up when Reggie Wayne was lost for the season. Coby Fleener, Luck's Stanford buddy, has done all right as well.
Although the pieces are good-not-great, you can do a lot with a little when you don't turn the ball over. The Colts only turned the ball over 14 times this year, four better than the second-most efficient team which, as you should have guessed by now, is the Chiefs.
Colts Defense
Defensively, the Colts seem to match up poorly with KC. Robert Mathis was the Colts' only Pro Bowl selection on either side of the ball, and he certainly earned it; as far as OLBs go, however, he's quite pass-oriented. He snagged 19.5 sack this year (the next-highest LB had 12), but much of the run-stopping was done by the solid team of Antoine Bethea and LaRon Landry, both safeties. Ultimately, the Colts ended up 7th-worst against the run. This might be because no one in their division could throw, but this front seven isn't the sort that will strike fear into Jamaal Charles's heart.
The Colts are 5th in the AFC in takeaways, and - much like last year - this is a squad that is better than its names suggest. That's a credit to the coach. Ultimately, though, I'm not too high on this unit. I probably should be into these guys more, especially since they were 9th in points allowed, and I'm about to talk about how the Chiefs are great because they're 5th in points allowed, but remember: the Colts played in the barren South, and the Chiefs played in the explosive West.
Chiefs Defense
Here's where the star power in this game is. The Chiefs' defense has 5 Pro Bowlers, and is one of the best in the game. The unit is a testament to the worthlessness of Total Yardage statistics; KC is 24th in total yards allowed but 5th in points allowed.
A big part of that is the Chiefs' ability to get turnovers. Their 36 takeaways trailed only the near-legendary Seahawks' defense this year. Justin Houston and (Penn Stater) Tamba Hali, both Pro Bowlers, each had 11 sacks, and Hali was one of only 4 players to return both an INT and fumble for a TD this year (not that there's any predictive value to that info, but, hey, it's neat).
PREDICTION:
I know KC stumbled to the finish line, but in the NFL, the more talented team wins more often than not. The team with more talent is the Chiefs, and they're going to storm into Indy this afternoon and snag a tough victory. KANSAS CITY 31, INDIANAPOLIS 21
(6) New Orleans @ (3) Philadelphia - 8:10 Saturday
These teams combined for 11 wins last year, the fewest of any possible playoff duo this year unless the Chiefs and Eagles make it to the Super Bowl (that'd be 6 combined wins). Most people who were paying attention expected the Saints to get back after the Bounty-gate hiccup, and most people who were paying attention still had no idea whether Chip Kelly would work, whether the defense could actually tackle, or whether Nick Foles was going to set the all-time TDs to INTs ratio for someone with at least 13 TDs.
An interesting note: Nick Foles and Drew Brees graduated from the same high school, Westlake HS in Austin, Texas. It's also worth noting that Brees is one of the shortest QBs in the league - listed at 6'0" but widely believed to be 5'11" - and Foles comes in at 6'6". I wonder if anyone's compiled a list of the biggest height differences in playoff games. If not, they should. If so, they should send it to me.
Saints Offense
Obviously top notch, with the caveat that everyone believes them to be far worse on the road than at home. Let's see if that's true:
- 8-0 at home, 3-5 on the road. Oohf.
- 34 ppg for at home, 17.5 ppg for on the road. Ouch.
- 15.6 ppg allowed at home, 22.4 ppg allowed on the road. Meh.
Of course, almost all teams will have some significant shift home-to-away, but that seems pretty extreme. When everyone believes something to be true and stats suggest it's true, it's a lot easier to think "hey... it's probably true."
But let's get to the actual offense. Just for kicks, whenever I cite a player stat, I'll put home and road splits too. Drew Brees is obviously a fantastic passer. I still remember thinking he was done when the Chargers let him go, and the Dolphins didn't want to take a flyer on him. Yeah. In his 8 seasons with the Saints, he's only missed one game. He put up his 4th-highest passer rating this year, notching a 104.7 (126.3 home, 84.8 road). He was also second in the NFL in TDs, with his 39 scores (27 home, 12 away) equal to approximately 70% of Peyton Manning's total.
A big part of that success is Jimmy Graham, who, with apologies to the injury-riddled Rob Gronkowski, is almost certainly the biggest single match-up problem in the NFL. Graham led the league in receiving TDs (including WRs) with 16 (10 home, 6 road). Note that, if the Saints are to have offensive success in the Linc, it will be led by Graham, who has actually has more receptions and yards on the road despite missing the shockingly-unlikely defeat to the Patriots at Gillette.
No one would mistake the Saints' offense for a rushing attack; their 92.1 per game slot them at 25th in the NFL and worst among the playoff teams. They have a real RB-by-committee thing going; they have 6 players with a rushing TD and none with more than 3. The real RB threats are Darren Sproles and Pierre Thomas coming out of the backfield to receive. Pierre Thomas is a true screen back: he has 513 total receiving yards but 642 yards after catch (tops in the league). That means his 77 receptions were made an average of 1.7 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Sproles is just as good, and probably more explosive, with 604 yards, 507 YAC.
One of the best offenses in the league, but at 25.9 per game they're not the true air-it-out circus we've seen in the past from this team.
Eagles Offense
Also among the best in the league. It's hard to look at season stats for this squad, because of the QB switch mid-season. Even with the Birds scoring 10 combined points in back-to-back division losses this year (with Matt Barkley at the helm for most of that time), they ended up with the 4th-highest scoring offense in the league (27.6), just fractions of points per game behind the Bears and Patriots (both 27.8). Oh, yeah, and 10.3 behind the Broncos. But... the Broncos.
A lot has been made of Nick Foles's tremendous season, and I won't beat it to death here. Suffice to say that, although he's been tremendous statistically (27:2 TDs:INTs, more importantly: 9.12 yards per attempt, which is ridiculous), a fair portion of it is the system he's in. He is not the Eagles' best offensive player.
That would be LeSean McCoy who, after leading the NFL in rushing TDs a few years ago, got his rushing yardage title this year, his 1,607 besting Matt Forte by 268. When this guy touches the ball, special things happen. His 5.1 yards per carry was 5th-best, and his 9 runs of 20+ yards was worse only than Alfred Morris's 10. McCoy may be the best in the NFL at making really stop-and-start cuts (at least when Peterson's banged up).
People complained about Foles being snubbed for the Pro Bowl, but I think DeSean Jackson was maybe the bigger snub. Maybe I'm biased, because I was sitting in Row 17 when he went for 193 in the Eagles' Week 2 loss to the Chargers, but he had arguably his best season, putting up a career-high 1,332 yards. Importantly, he was simply far more sure-handed this year than in years past: coming into this season, he had caught just over 52% of the passes thrown to him; this year, he improved that mark to 65%, which translated to almost 20 more catches. How much of that is system, and how much of that is better passing, and how much of that is Jackson... well, it's an interesting question, but no one will care as long as it keeps happening.
Basically, this is a match-up of two of the 6 or 7 best offenses in the league, and - especially with the Saints on the road, in the cold - the Eagles get the edge in this one.
Eagles Defense
Much maligned a year ago (though not like the Saints; more on this soon), the Eagles' defense managed to be at least mediocre this year, with a lot of individual performances standing out (at least to the fans, who were treated to a bland mixture of missed tackles and lethargy last year). It definitely appears as though the unit got better as the year wore on; over the first four games, they allowed 27, 33, 26, and 52 (to the Broncos, of course), whereas they only allowed more than 22 once in their last 12 games (a seemingly aberrational 48-30 loss at Minnesota in Week 15). The Eagles gave up a league-high 290 passing yards per game, but we've seen over and over that that stat doesn't matter much, because the team in that spot is often one with a quick, high-powered offense that a lot of teams have to play catch-up against. More telling is the Passer Rating of QBs facing the Eagles D: 84.0, good for 15th in the NFL. Also, the Eagles' 31 takeaways were 2nd-best in the NFC, helping them tie for 2nd-best in the NFC in turnover margin (+12).
When talking about the Eagles' defense, you simply can't overstate the importance of DeMeco Ryans as a stabilizing force. In his second year as an Eagle after coming up from Houston, Ryans has been a rock in the middle of the field, doing a little bit of everything. Trent Cole and Connor Barwin both came up huge, the latter especially in the Week 17 win over the Cowboys. And the rest of the defense - Mychal Kendricks, Nate Allen, Cedric Thornton, Brandon Boykin, Fletcher Cox - basically reads like a list of future Pro Bowlers.
The thing that Eagles fans need to keep in mind, even if Philly loses today, is this: the arrow is pointing up on these guys. This team will be better next year, and you can't say that with any confidence about most of the NFC.
Saints Defense
Rob Ryan quipped that he'd be unemployed for five minutes. Well, someone probably should have snatched him up in four. While the Cowboys watched their defense go from held-together-by-threads to completely in pieces, Ryan simply went to the Big Easy and turned an historically bad defense - granted, one with some talent (but with no motivation or direction) - into one of the best units in the game. The Saints were 4th-best in terms of both total yards and scoring defense. Against the Eagles' rushing attack, though, it's worth noting that the Saints were 2nd against the pass and 19th against the run.
A big part of their success against the pass was their pass rush, led by the breakout seasons of Cameron Jordan (12.5 sacks) and Junior Galette (12.0). Interestingly, the Saints' defensive success has not translated into takeaways, as their 19 is dead last in the NFC.
The Saints defense has been very good this year. Not flashy, not exciting, but good. Very Ryan-like.
PREDICTION:
The Eagles won't be able to keep up with NO if this turns into a pure QB battle. New Orleans's defense is too good, Jimmy Graham's too good, and Drew Brees is too good. But there are a lot of reasons why this shouldn't turn into a passing battle: it's in Philly, it's gonna be COLD, and the Eagles would be content with feeding LeSean McCoy the ball over and over. The Eagles aren't built to try to keep the other offense off the field, but they should be better at it than the Saints. If it was in New Orleans, I'd say Saints 35, Eagles 34. But it's in Philadelphia. PHILADELPHIA 28, NEW ORLEANS 20.
So, that's what we have for today's action. I'll hit you with another monster opus before tomorrow's games!
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Friday, December 6, 2013
College Football: Preview of the Conference Championship* Games!!!
Hey everyone! Next week is the vaunted Week 15, the perennial last week of regular-season football for every team except Army and Navy. That means that all of the conferences with 12 or more teams - this year, the ACC, Big 10, C-USA, MAC, Mountain West, Pac 12, and SEC - will play their Conference Championship games in the coming days. Indeed, both the AAC and Big 12 titles are up for grabs, which means that, of the ten FBS conferences this weekend, nine have either official or unofficial Champion-determining games this weekend (that's what the * in the title of the post is for!). Only the Sun Belt is wrapped up, with the #58 Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns having locked up a trip to... the New Orleans Bowl... to play Tulane... which gives you an idea of what a Sun Belt Championship is worth these days. Ultimately, though, of the 14 games this weekend, 10 of them have title implications on the line. It's all up for grabs here, and THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'll take you through conference-by-conference, tell you who's got the inside track to the BCS, and let you know what SEC team each conference championship loser will be playing in their bowl game! (because... like... there are so many SEC teams that are good it seems like... every bowl game... has an SEC team... in it... #dontexplainthejoke)
All rankings used are the Ruby Rankings, available HERE, unless otherwise noted.
The AAC
Possible Champions (No Championship Game):
#20 UCF
#56 Cincinnati
#19 Louisville at #56 Cincinnati
Basically, this is a match-up to determine whether Cincinnati is technically in the hunt (I say technically because Cincinnati would have to pass UCF in the BCS rankings too, and the computers aren't going to buy that) for a BCS bid if UCF somehow messes up at home against #96 SMU (for the reasons this is more likely than you might think, read on). Both of these teams are 6-1 in the AAC, but the comparisons just about stop there.
Louisville was a Top Ten AP squad coming into the season, and their AAC loss was to UCF, a team that is virtually ranked even with them and gave possible BCS participant #11 South Carolina all it could handle in a 28-25 loss. Louisville hasn't really been tested (I have Louisville's adjusted strength-of-schedule as 6th-easiest in the country), but the talent is easy to see: Teddy Bridgewater, a possible Top 5 draft pick, leads an offense that can be inconsistent quarter-to-quarter but hasn't thrown up a dud all year (fewest points scored are 20), and the team has three legitimate running threats.
Cincinnati, on the other hand, has had a far easier schedule than Louisville (you read that right), having played what might be considered a good tough schedule for an FCS team (the only team in the Ruby Rankings with a worse strength-of-schedule is #99 Old Dominion, a transitional team that isn't actually an FBS team until next year by some accounts). Cincinnati's two losses are against #95 Illinois and #105 South Florida. Ouch. All that being said, this team actually really came together, and is a better team than their ranking indicates. After losing star QB Munchie Legaux in Week 2, I thought these guys were toast. But after the silly loss to USF, they've ran the AAC table - avoiding UCF, who wasn't on their schedule this year - and managed to find a way to still be alive at this point. And you can't fault them for that.
But the rankings can:
#19 Louisville 41, #56 Cincinnati 30
#20 UCF at #96 SMU
In this battle of three-letter squads, one might think that UCF should waltz to the finish line - and a BCS berth. One would be right. However, if you maintain that UCF will waltz to the finish line, well, you might want to take a second - just a second - to wonder.
As I mentioned earlier, UCF pushed South Carolina to 28-25. Coaches can have their crap about "never being a bad win or a good loss" on the field and in the locker room, but from a true predictive standpoint, that 3-point loss to a top-notch SEC squad is the most impressive game any AAC team has played this year. UCF jumped out to a 10-0 halftime lead against the Gamecocks, and then surrendered 28 straight points. To score twice more in the 4th quarter and almost beat such a good team showed great effort. All that is the good news. Now the bad news: South Carolina beat UCF by the same margin (3) that UCF beat #114 Temple and #105 South Florida by over the last 3 weeks, needing a miracle catch and last-second FG to edge the Owls in Philadelphia. That is to say, UCF has looked good against good teams and bad against bad teams.
For better or worse, then, SMU is a bad team. Sure, they're 5-6, and are playing for a bowl berth, which can fire-up any team. But their five wins have been over an FCS team and four teams that have fewer wins among them than UCF (Temple, USF, #111 Connecticut and #90 Memphis. Dear lord, the AAC is terrible). SMU is toward the bottom of the country in rushing yards per game, and allow 34.8 points per game. This team just got blown-out 34-0 against #38 Houston, and there's no reason they should be anywhere near UCF. But who knows what's going to happen when they get on the field?
Answer: the Ruby Rankings do.
#20 UCF 35, #96 SMU 10
The ACC
Championship Game: #1 FSU vs. #32 Duke
All along, I've been telling everyone that Florida State is the best team in the country (well, ever since they drubbed #17 Clemson 51-14). With #7 Alabama's loss in the Iron Bowl, however, the Polls and BCS finally agree with me. Clearly, they're the most deserving of the #1 ranking (which has less to do with being the best team than you might think), and at any rate, the biggest obstacle between them and being BCS Champions is probably Jameis Winston's legal situation. Assuming Winston stays on the field, it's hard to find a weakness in this bunch: they're 2nd in points scored (53.7, just behind #3 Baylor) and 1st in points allowed (11.0). I tried to find a stat they're bad at, but it's hard. Hell, their field goal unit is 18 for 19 this year. All right: they're middle of the road in penalties against. If I had as much talent as they did, I'd be chomping at the bit for the play to start too.
Now, Duke is a helluva story, but I'm not sold. They're good at everything, sure - they're the kind of team that could find a way to exploit a better-but-less-balanced squad. They've lost only two games this year, all the way back in weeks 3 and 4, to #28 Georgia Tech and #57 Pittsburgh. If they played those games again now, the Blue Devils would probably win them. But good-at-everything-great-at-nothing is simply not going to get it done against the Seminoles.
The Ruby Rankings Say:
#1 Florida State 49, Duke 17
The Big 12
Possible Champions (No Championship Game):
#3 Baylor
#12 Oklahoma State
#30 Texas
This is the same situation as the AAC: OK State gets in if they win; the other two play each other, and the winner of that game gets in if OK State falters.
#30 Texas at #3 Baylor
Obviously, my Ruby Rankings are a little higher on Baylor than your average pure W-L system (because my system takes stats into account, and Baylor wins stats any way you slice it. Baylor just... wins stats). I wrote about Baylor at length two weeks ago, when they remained at #2 in the Ruby Rankings even after losing to Oklahoma State by 32 points. So, at any rate, their stats haven't gotten any less silly. The Bears aren't what I would call a BCS Championship contender, but they're firmly in that next class, and if they can beat Texas, they deserve one of the 6 (or maybe 5, #16 NIU-pending) BCS at-large bids even if OK State beats #14 Oklahoma and wins the Big 12.
Texas, on the other hand, was just about ready to send Mack Brown out onto the street when they were sitting at 1-2 (the losses to #21 BYU and #27 Ole Miss don't look so bad in hindsight), and especially after they only managed to escape from Iowa State with a 31-30 win (a win that looks just as bad now as it did then; recall the Iowa State coach complaining that the refs took the upset away from the Cyclones on a bad fumble call). But then they beat Oklahoma in something of a must-win, and kept winning until, just like Baylor, they ran into Oklahoma State. I could just about copy-and-paste my analysis of Duke here for the Longhorns: good at everything, better than they were early, and probably not going to win against a superior team (unlike Duke, they have to go on the road).
The Ruby Rankings <3 Baylor:
#3 Baylor 37, #30 Texas 21
#14 Oklahoma at #12 Oklahoma State
Even if this isn't an actual "championship game," because OU can't win the Big 12 regardless of this result, it kind of feels like one. Oklahoma State doesn't like older brother getting all the spotlight all the time, and Oklahoma is wondering why that other team from the state keeps showing up and trying to actually win. Oklahoma is a run-first team; they're 100th in the country in passing and 15th in rushing. Indeed, they have a veritable stable of running backs, with 5 guys (burgers and fries?) over 250 rushing yards. They haven't been burying teams, though, and they're only outscoring their opponents by an average of 10 points per game. That's very good, but not elite.
Oklahoma State is the inverse of Oklahoma; they air it out, using the run to keep defenses honest. OKST has also been outscoring opponents by 23, and that is elite. Their one loss is a pretty bad one - 30-21 to #94 West Virginia in the first Big 12 game of the year - but that can and will be forgiven if you can beat Baylor, Texas, and Oklahoma in the same year. This team's on a 7-game winning streak, and you could make a legitimate argument that every single one of those wins was better than the one before.
The Ruby Rankings think this will be closer than the pundits say, but they still like Orange to squeak past Red:
#12 Oklahoma State 21, #14 Oklahoma 19
The Big 10
Championship Game: #2 Ohio State vs. #10 Michigan State
Ohio State is like Oklahoma on speed. Or... with speed. Or something. But #2 in the country in rushing, #3 in scoring, this is the type of team that is deceptively difficult to deal with: they are not always flashy, but the second they get a lead, they will grind... you... down... with run after run after run. In fact, that's traditional Big 10 football in a nutshell. We all know about Urban Meyer, and Braxton Miller, and whatnot, but Carlos Hyde has been the hero of this team. He's 6th in the nation in rushing, and is 2nd in yards-per-carry among guys with 150 carries or more. When both halves of your read-option gain 7 per play, it'll take a tremendous defense to even have a chance to stop you.
And, what do you know? Michigan State has just that. Sparty is far and away the best rushing defense in the country, allowing fewer than 70 yards per game on the ground (about a total of 9 Carlos Hyde rushes), and they figure, "you know what? Just for kicks, let's go ahead and slot in at 9th in the country in passing defense too. You know... just to be cool like that." I could keep going - 6th in turnover margin, 6th-toughest to score a TD on in the red zone, etc. - but that would just be harping on the unbeatable object against the undefeated force metaphor. Or, something like that. Ultimately, the question is whether MSU's offense will be able to score on the Buckeyes. They're only averaging 29.4 ppg (64th), but OSU's allowed a lot of points recently: an even 90 over the last 3 weeks.
Ultimately, the Ruby Rankings like the Buckeyes to earn their Title Game bid:
#2 Ohio State 24, #10 Michigan State 17
C-USA
#37 Marshall vs. #47 Rice
The Marshall Thundering Herd, named after the movie starring Matthew McConaughey (kidding, kidding), earned their spot here by defeating #36 East Carolina in what was a de facto semifinal. As I mentioned in this week's Ruby Rankings, Marshall is the epitome of balanced, ranking 21st in the country in both rushing and passing. No C-USA team is going to blow you away with its schedule, but these guys pushed #24 Virginia Tech to triple overtime on the road in week 4. They're 7-1 since then, and are led by junior QB Rakeem Kato, who's carved up in-conference competition to the tune of 25 TDs and 4 INTs.
The Rice Owls, on the other hand, run a lot. In fact, they run so much that they feel justified in keeping a 4'9" walk-on RB, Jayson Carter, on the roster (listen, if you're 4'9" and anywhere near an FBS football field, you've gotta be one tough, hard-working sumbit). This team has 10 more rushing TDs than passing TDs (somewhat unusual in college football these days). They even love the run game so much that they've bulked up their pass defense - 12th in the nation - to get the other team to run more (probably). The good news for them is that Marshall is from Kentucky, and the only teams to beat Rice this year are from their home state of Texas: #26 Texas A&M, #38 Houston, and #44 North Texas.
The Ruby Rankings are Thundering with the Herd:
#37 Marshall 27, #47 Rice 24
Note: The winner of the C-USA goes to the Liberty Bowl to play the 8th-selected team from the SEC, probably #53 Vanderbilt or #45 Mississippi State.
The MAC
#16 Northern Illinois vs. #42 Bowling Green
All debates about whether Northern Illinois is worthy of a BCS-bid aside, this is a special team to watch. And an exciting team, if their average game score (43-24) is to be believed. The Huskies are fourth in the nation in rushing, with two 1,000 yard runners. The more prolific of the duo, Jordan Lynch, just happens to be their QB. He's passed for over 2,400 and ran for over 1,700 this year, which should tell you a couple things: 1) Don't. Miss. Watching. This. Kid. Play. He's got two games left in his career. Catch one of them, at least. 2) If this kid gets hurt, these guys are in big, big trouble.
Bowling Green is another one of those teams like... how do I say this... like the MAC version of Duke and Texas (see above), who are pretty good at most things and pretty unspectacular. Well, their 13.8 points against per game is 5th in the country, and that's spectacular, but they've been doing that against MAC competition, which is decidedly unspectacular. The upshot of all this is: the MAC's not very good, but it's got a damn good player and team (Jordan Lynch and Northern Illinois) and... these guys are the best of the rest.
The Ruby Rankings say the best of the rest can't touch the best:
#16 Northern Illinois 42, #42 Bowling Green 32
Note: If they don't get a BCS bid, the winner of the MAC will play the #2-selected Sun Belt team, very likely #68 Arkansas State or #67 Western Kentucky, in the godaddy.com bowl.
The Mountain West Conference
#39 Fresno State vs. #41 Utah State
This was supposed to be the game that would seal Fresno State's 13-0 season and BCS berth (they were ranked ahead of Northern Illinois until Fresno's surprising loss to #76 SJSU last weekend), but we can forget all that now, and this game has the Las Vegas Bowl - and a date with the 5th-selected Pac 12 team, probably #18 Washington - on the line. The Bulldogs lead the nation in passing yardage, putting up 410 per game on the arm of Derek Carr, who's twelve years younger than his older brother David Carr (who similarly put up huge passing numbers for Fresno State). The Bulldogs aren't a terrible running team, by any means, with a 700 yard rusher and a 600 yard rusher, but they're clearly a pass-first unit. As you might expect from a team that airs it out to score 47 points a game, they also allow a bunch of pass yards and points: 280 per game (9th-worst in the country) and 30.2 per game (85th in the nation) respectively. A huge part of this team's success is its offensive line: for passing the ball the 6th-most times in the country, they've only allowed 8 sacks on the year, which is the 2nd-fewest in the nation. That's an almost unbelievable stat; before writing that, I had to double-check to make sure it was true.
Utah State also beats their opponents by 17 points on average, but they do so to a 33.9-16.8 tune (that 16.8 ppg allowed is 9th-best in the nation). This is the second year in a row that the Aggies have been a very solid team; recall their win over Utah early last year (they finished the season 11-2, with losses to Wisconsin and BYU by a combined 5 points). They didn't snag any big wins this year, but pushed Utah to 30-26 and USC to 17-14, both on the road. Note that this is Utah State's first year in the Mountain West; last year, they pounded their way through the now-defunct WAC. This will also be Utah State's chance to exorcise old demons; the last time these teams played, the aforementioned Derek Carr turned a 31-24 halftime deficit into a 41-31 win at the Aggies' expense.
The Ruby Rankings say "Pick 'em":
#39 Fresno State 31, #41 Utah State 30
The Pac-12
#6 Arizona State vs. #8 Stanford
Back in the first Ruby Rankings of the season, the Sun Devils of Arizona State were 8th even though they didn't show up in the BCS rankings. I noted that the pollsters didn't think very highly of them (they were among the "others receiving votes"), they had top-ten statistical and RPI profiles. Basically, my computer recognized how good they were, and the silly voters didn't. It turned out that the other computers also recognized how good they were, at least more than the silly voters: when they first showed up in the BCS rankings in week 11, they were 24th in both polls and 17th on the computers, with their highest ranking at 11th. Coming into this week, the voters have them 13th and the computers have them 6th - finally some agreement between the Ruby Rankings and the BCS Comps! ASU is a very strong team, with a definite pass-heavy slant. A casual observer would be tempted to put them into the whole "Duke, Texas, Bowling Green" category I've created, but that would ignore 1) that, unlike those teams, ASU's combination of good-but-not-great offense and defense translate into a very good points per game spread (43.3-24.8), and 2) the Pac 12 is way, way, way, way better this year than either the ACC or the Big 12. It's not even close. This will be a rematch of the first of ASU's two losses; Stanford took them 42-28 at home in week 3.
We all know about Stanford from their performances busting up #9 Oregon this year and last. This is as close to a smash-mouth football team as you'll get west of SEC country, and coach David Shaw is often cited as one of the brightest minds in the game. While Arizona State isn't as "finesse" as Oregon seems to try to be when they play Stanford, the Cardinal defense should be rearing to go: Arizona State's allowed the 20th-most sacks this season, and Stanford's inflicted the 10th-most sacks. It's worth noting that Stanford's not particularly strong in the red zone; their 26-for-45 TD rate is only good for 86th in the nation.
The Ruby Rankings have been high on Arizona State all year; "why stop now?", they cry!:
#6 Arizona State 25, #8 Stanford 21
The SEC
#4 Missouri vs. #5 Auburn
Missouri's gotta be sitting there saying, "what am I, chopped liver?", a la Daffy Duck or Sylvester or whichever of those Looney Tunes characters said that (I can't remember). Auburn's miraculous win over #7 Alabama in the Iron Bowl (and, hell, Auburn's miraculous win over #25 Georgia a few weeks ago) has thrust them into the spotlight, and the Tigers, whose only loss was in double overtime to #11 South Carolina (for South Carolina giving a team their only loss of the season by 3 points, see also: UCF, above), are flying under the radar despite having been ranked higher than Auburn virtually the entire season. Missouri is a far more balanced team than Auburn, and the big question is at QB. That's not because they don't have someone talented enough - they, in fact, have two guys: James Franklin has nearly 2,000 passing yards, and Maty Mauk racked up 1,000 filling on for Franklin when he was injured - but because Franklin may not be 100% after returning from his shoulder injury, and I'm not entirely convinced he gives this team the best chance to win. Whoever it is, the game will be on his (partially-injured?) shoulders: of all SEC teams, Auburn allows the 2nd-most passing yards per game.
That being said, Auburn's defense is better than the sum of its parts: despite having the 11th total defense in the SEC, they've got the 5th scoring defense. A big part of that is red zone defense, in which Auburn is 7th in the country (and 8th-best at preventing TDs). For as bad as they are at stopping the run, Auburn is even better at running it themselves; their 310 ypg is far and away the best in the SEC (Missouri's in 2nd, 80 ypg behind). Basically, this should be a high-scoring game with lots and lots of running, and lots of Missouri passing, and even more Auburn running, and maybe just enough Auburn passing in the last minute to pull out another miracle.
The Ruby Rankings say 2 miracles are enough:
#4 Missouri 35, #5 Auburn 31
And, just for kicks, and so you know what the affiliations are (I think it's really interesting, so, what the hell):
JOE'S BOWL PREDICTIONS:
Note: There are six more eligible teams than Bowl berths. The eligible teams without bowls will be: Buffalo, Ohio, CMU, Arkansas State, Troy, and Louisiana-Monroe.
December 21
Gildan New Mexico Bowl
UNLV (MWC #4) vs Washington State (Pac-12 #7)
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl
Fresno State (MWC #1) vs Washington (Pac-12 #5)
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
San Diego State University (MWC #6) vs Ball State (MAC #3)
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Tulane (C-USA #6) vs Louisiana-Lafayette (Sun Belt #1)
December 23
Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl
Florida Atlantic (Usually AAC #6, AAC has 4 eligible teams) vs North Texas (C-USA #4)
December 24
Sheraton Hawai'i Bowl
San Jose State University (MWC #5) vs East Carolina (C-USA #2)
December 26
Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl
Bowling Green (MAC #2) vs Oregon State (Usually Big Ten #8, Big 10 has 7 eligible teams)
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
Boise State (MWC #2) vs Toledo (MAC #4; Army is not bowl eligible or they would be in this spot)
December 27
Military Bowl Presented by Northrop Grumman
Middle Tennessee (C-USA #5) vs North Carolina (ACC #8)
Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas
Pittsburgh (Usually Big 12 #6, but Big 12 has 6 eligible teams and 2 in BCS) vs Minnesota (Big Ten #6)
Fight Hunger Bowl
BYU (automatic) vs Arizona (Pac-12 #6)
December 28
New Era Pinstripe Bowl
Notre Dame (automatic) vs Houston (AAC #4)
Belk Bowl
Cincinnati (AAC #3) vs Duke (ACC #5)
Russell Athletic Bowl
Louisville (AAC #2) vs Clemson (ACC #2)
Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl
Texas Tech (Big 12 #4) vs Wisconsin (Big Ten #4)
December 30
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Navy (automatic) vs UTSA (C-USA #7)
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
Vanderbilt (SEC #7) vs Georgia Tech (ACC #6)
Valero Alamo Bowl
Oregon (Pac-12 #2) vs Texas (Big 12 #3)
National University Holiday Bowl
USC (Pac-12 #3) vs Nebraska (Big Ten #5)
December 31
AdvoCare V100 Bowl
Colorado State (Usually SEC #10, but SEC has 10 eligible teams and two in BCS) vs Boston College (ACC #7)
Hyundai Sun Bowl
UCLA (Pac-12 #4) vs Virginia Tech (ACC #4)
AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Marshall (C-USA #1) vs Mississippi (SEC #8)
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Clemson (ACC #2) vs Texas A&M (SEC #5)
January 1
TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl
Nebraska (Big Ten #5) vs Georgia (SEC #6)
Heart of Dallas Bowl
Iowa (Big Ten #7) vs Rice (C-USA #3)
Capital One Bowl
Michigan State (Big Ten #2) vs Auburn (SEC #2)
Outback Bowl
Michigan (Big Ten #3) vs LSU (SEC #4)
Rose Bowl Game presented by VIZIO
Baylor (Usually Big Ten #1, Ohio State in BCS Championship) vs Arizona State (Pac-12 #1)
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Oklahoma State (Big 12 #1) vs Northern Illinois (BCS Non-AQ Auto)
January 2
Allstate Sugar Bowl
Missouri (SEC #1) vs UCF (AAC #1)
January 3
Discover Orange Bowl
Alabama (Usually ACC #1, FSU in BCS Championship) vs Stanford (BCS At-Large)
AT&T Cotton Bowl
Oklahoma (Big 12 #2) vs South Carolina (SEC #3)
January 4
BBVA Compass Bowl
Syracuse (Usually AAC #5, but AAC has 4 eligible teams) vs Mississippi State (SEC #9)
January 5
GoDaddy.com Bowl
Marshall (MAC #1) vs Western Kentucky (Sun Belt #2)
January 6
VIZIO BCS National Championship
Florida State (BCS #1) vs Ohio State (BCS #2)
Note that Tulane, Louisiana-Lafayette, Louisville, Cincinnati, BYU, and Navy have already accepted their bids as noted above.
Check back soon for analysis of the bowl games, including the first ever Ruby Rankings Bowl Confidence Challenge!
I'll take you through conference-by-conference, tell you who's got the inside track to the BCS, and let you know what SEC team each conference championship loser will be playing in their bowl game! (because... like... there are so many SEC teams that are good it seems like... every bowl game... has an SEC team... in it... #dontexplainthejoke)
All rankings used are the Ruby Rankings, available HERE, unless otherwise noted.
The AAC
Possible Champions (No Championship Game):
#20 UCF
#56 Cincinnati
#19 Louisville at #56 Cincinnati
Basically, this is a match-up to determine whether Cincinnati is technically in the hunt (I say technically because Cincinnati would have to pass UCF in the BCS rankings too, and the computers aren't going to buy that) for a BCS bid if UCF somehow messes up at home against #96 SMU (for the reasons this is more likely than you might think, read on). Both of these teams are 6-1 in the AAC, but the comparisons just about stop there.
Louisville was a Top Ten AP squad coming into the season, and their AAC loss was to UCF, a team that is virtually ranked even with them and gave possible BCS participant #11 South Carolina all it could handle in a 28-25 loss. Louisville hasn't really been tested (I have Louisville's adjusted strength-of-schedule as 6th-easiest in the country), but the talent is easy to see: Teddy Bridgewater, a possible Top 5 draft pick, leads an offense that can be inconsistent quarter-to-quarter but hasn't thrown up a dud all year (fewest points scored are 20), and the team has three legitimate running threats.
Cincinnati, on the other hand, has had a far easier schedule than Louisville (you read that right), having played what might be considered a good tough schedule for an FCS team (the only team in the Ruby Rankings with a worse strength-of-schedule is #99 Old Dominion, a transitional team that isn't actually an FBS team until next year by some accounts). Cincinnati's two losses are against #95 Illinois and #105 South Florida. Ouch. All that being said, this team actually really came together, and is a better team than their ranking indicates. After losing star QB Munchie Legaux in Week 2, I thought these guys were toast. But after the silly loss to USF, they've ran the AAC table - avoiding UCF, who wasn't on their schedule this year - and managed to find a way to still be alive at this point. And you can't fault them for that.
But the rankings can:
#19 Louisville 41, #56 Cincinnati 30
#20 UCF at #96 SMU
In this battle of three-letter squads, one might think that UCF should waltz to the finish line - and a BCS berth. One would be right. However, if you maintain that UCF will waltz to the finish line, well, you might want to take a second - just a second - to wonder.
As I mentioned earlier, UCF pushed South Carolina to 28-25. Coaches can have their crap about "never being a bad win or a good loss" on the field and in the locker room, but from a true predictive standpoint, that 3-point loss to a top-notch SEC squad is the most impressive game any AAC team has played this year. UCF jumped out to a 10-0 halftime lead against the Gamecocks, and then surrendered 28 straight points. To score twice more in the 4th quarter and almost beat such a good team showed great effort. All that is the good news. Now the bad news: South Carolina beat UCF by the same margin (3) that UCF beat #114 Temple and #105 South Florida by over the last 3 weeks, needing a miracle catch and last-second FG to edge the Owls in Philadelphia. That is to say, UCF has looked good against good teams and bad against bad teams.
For better or worse, then, SMU is a bad team. Sure, they're 5-6, and are playing for a bowl berth, which can fire-up any team. But their five wins have been over an FCS team and four teams that have fewer wins among them than UCF (Temple, USF, #111 Connecticut and #90 Memphis. Dear lord, the AAC is terrible). SMU is toward the bottom of the country in rushing yards per game, and allow 34.8 points per game. This team just got blown-out 34-0 against #38 Houston, and there's no reason they should be anywhere near UCF. But who knows what's going to happen when they get on the field?
Answer: the Ruby Rankings do.
#20 UCF 35, #96 SMU 10
The ACC
Championship Game: #1 FSU vs. #32 Duke
All along, I've been telling everyone that Florida State is the best team in the country (well, ever since they drubbed #17 Clemson 51-14). With #7 Alabama's loss in the Iron Bowl, however, the Polls and BCS finally agree with me. Clearly, they're the most deserving of the #1 ranking (which has less to do with being the best team than you might think), and at any rate, the biggest obstacle between them and being BCS Champions is probably Jameis Winston's legal situation. Assuming Winston stays on the field, it's hard to find a weakness in this bunch: they're 2nd in points scored (53.7, just behind #3 Baylor) and 1st in points allowed (11.0). I tried to find a stat they're bad at, but it's hard. Hell, their field goal unit is 18 for 19 this year. All right: they're middle of the road in penalties against. If I had as much talent as they did, I'd be chomping at the bit for the play to start too.
Now, Duke is a helluva story, but I'm not sold. They're good at everything, sure - they're the kind of team that could find a way to exploit a better-but-less-balanced squad. They've lost only two games this year, all the way back in weeks 3 and 4, to #28 Georgia Tech and #57 Pittsburgh. If they played those games again now, the Blue Devils would probably win them. But good-at-everything-great-at-nothing is simply not going to get it done against the Seminoles.
The Ruby Rankings Say:
#1 Florida State 49, Duke 17
The Big 12
Possible Champions (No Championship Game):
#3 Baylor
#12 Oklahoma State
#30 Texas
This is the same situation as the AAC: OK State gets in if they win; the other two play each other, and the winner of that game gets in if OK State falters.
#30 Texas at #3 Baylor
Obviously, my Ruby Rankings are a little higher on Baylor than your average pure W-L system (because my system takes stats into account, and Baylor wins stats any way you slice it. Baylor just... wins stats). I wrote about Baylor at length two weeks ago, when they remained at #2 in the Ruby Rankings even after losing to Oklahoma State by 32 points. So, at any rate, their stats haven't gotten any less silly. The Bears aren't what I would call a BCS Championship contender, but they're firmly in that next class, and if they can beat Texas, they deserve one of the 6 (or maybe 5, #16 NIU-pending) BCS at-large bids even if OK State beats #14 Oklahoma and wins the Big 12.
Texas, on the other hand, was just about ready to send Mack Brown out onto the street when they were sitting at 1-2 (the losses to #21 BYU and #27 Ole Miss don't look so bad in hindsight), and especially after they only managed to escape from Iowa State with a 31-30 win (a win that looks just as bad now as it did then; recall the Iowa State coach complaining that the refs took the upset away from the Cyclones on a bad fumble call). But then they beat Oklahoma in something of a must-win, and kept winning until, just like Baylor, they ran into Oklahoma State. I could just about copy-and-paste my analysis of Duke here for the Longhorns: good at everything, better than they were early, and probably not going to win against a superior team (unlike Duke, they have to go on the road).
The Ruby Rankings <3 Baylor:
#3 Baylor 37, #30 Texas 21
#14 Oklahoma at #12 Oklahoma State
Even if this isn't an actual "championship game," because OU can't win the Big 12 regardless of this result, it kind of feels like one. Oklahoma State doesn't like older brother getting all the spotlight all the time, and Oklahoma is wondering why that other team from the state keeps showing up and trying to actually win. Oklahoma is a run-first team; they're 100th in the country in passing and 15th in rushing. Indeed, they have a veritable stable of running backs, with 5 guys (burgers and fries?) over 250 rushing yards. They haven't been burying teams, though, and they're only outscoring their opponents by an average of 10 points per game. That's very good, but not elite.
Oklahoma State is the inverse of Oklahoma; they air it out, using the run to keep defenses honest. OKST has also been outscoring opponents by 23, and that is elite. Their one loss is a pretty bad one - 30-21 to #94 West Virginia in the first Big 12 game of the year - but that can and will be forgiven if you can beat Baylor, Texas, and Oklahoma in the same year. This team's on a 7-game winning streak, and you could make a legitimate argument that every single one of those wins was better than the one before.
The Ruby Rankings think this will be closer than the pundits say, but they still like Orange to squeak past Red:
#12 Oklahoma State 21, #14 Oklahoma 19
The Big 10
Championship Game: #2 Ohio State vs. #10 Michigan State
Ohio State is like Oklahoma on speed. Or... with speed. Or something. But #2 in the country in rushing, #3 in scoring, this is the type of team that is deceptively difficult to deal with: they are not always flashy, but the second they get a lead, they will grind... you... down... with run after run after run. In fact, that's traditional Big 10 football in a nutshell. We all know about Urban Meyer, and Braxton Miller, and whatnot, but Carlos Hyde has been the hero of this team. He's 6th in the nation in rushing, and is 2nd in yards-per-carry among guys with 150 carries or more. When both halves of your read-option gain 7 per play, it'll take a tremendous defense to even have a chance to stop you.
And, what do you know? Michigan State has just that. Sparty is far and away the best rushing defense in the country, allowing fewer than 70 yards per game on the ground (about a total of 9 Carlos Hyde rushes), and they figure, "you know what? Just for kicks, let's go ahead and slot in at 9th in the country in passing defense too. You know... just to be cool like that." I could keep going - 6th in turnover margin, 6th-toughest to score a TD on in the red zone, etc. - but that would just be harping on the unbeatable object against the undefeated force metaphor. Or, something like that. Ultimately, the question is whether MSU's offense will be able to score on the Buckeyes. They're only averaging 29.4 ppg (64th), but OSU's allowed a lot of points recently: an even 90 over the last 3 weeks.
Ultimately, the Ruby Rankings like the Buckeyes to earn their Title Game bid:
#2 Ohio State 24, #10 Michigan State 17
C-USA
#37 Marshall vs. #47 Rice
The Marshall Thundering Herd, named after the movie starring Matthew McConaughey (kidding, kidding), earned their spot here by defeating #36 East Carolina in what was a de facto semifinal. As I mentioned in this week's Ruby Rankings, Marshall is the epitome of balanced, ranking 21st in the country in both rushing and passing. No C-USA team is going to blow you away with its schedule, but these guys pushed #24 Virginia Tech to triple overtime on the road in week 4. They're 7-1 since then, and are led by junior QB Rakeem Kato, who's carved up in-conference competition to the tune of 25 TDs and 4 INTs.
The Rice Owls, on the other hand, run a lot. In fact, they run so much that they feel justified in keeping a 4'9" walk-on RB, Jayson Carter, on the roster (listen, if you're 4'9" and anywhere near an FBS football field, you've gotta be one tough, hard-working sumbit). This team has 10 more rushing TDs than passing TDs (somewhat unusual in college football these days). They even love the run game so much that they've bulked up their pass defense - 12th in the nation - to get the other team to run more (probably). The good news for them is that Marshall is from Kentucky, and the only teams to beat Rice this year are from their home state of Texas: #26 Texas A&M, #38 Houston, and #44 North Texas.
The Ruby Rankings are Thundering with the Herd:
#37 Marshall 27, #47 Rice 24
Note: The winner of the C-USA goes to the Liberty Bowl to play the 8th-selected team from the SEC, probably #53 Vanderbilt or #45 Mississippi State.
The MAC
#16 Northern Illinois vs. #42 Bowling Green
All debates about whether Northern Illinois is worthy of a BCS-bid aside, this is a special team to watch. And an exciting team, if their average game score (43-24) is to be believed. The Huskies are fourth in the nation in rushing, with two 1,000 yard runners. The more prolific of the duo, Jordan Lynch, just happens to be their QB. He's passed for over 2,400 and ran for over 1,700 this year, which should tell you a couple things: 1) Don't. Miss. Watching. This. Kid. Play. He's got two games left in his career. Catch one of them, at least. 2) If this kid gets hurt, these guys are in big, big trouble.
Bowling Green is another one of those teams like... how do I say this... like the MAC version of Duke and Texas (see above), who are pretty good at most things and pretty unspectacular. Well, their 13.8 points against per game is 5th in the country, and that's spectacular, but they've been doing that against MAC competition, which is decidedly unspectacular. The upshot of all this is: the MAC's not very good, but it's got a damn good player and team (Jordan Lynch and Northern Illinois) and... these guys are the best of the rest.
The Ruby Rankings say the best of the rest can't touch the best:
#16 Northern Illinois 42, #42 Bowling Green 32
Note: If they don't get a BCS bid, the winner of the MAC will play the #2-selected Sun Belt team, very likely #68 Arkansas State or #67 Western Kentucky, in the godaddy.com bowl.
The Mountain West Conference
#39 Fresno State vs. #41 Utah State
This was supposed to be the game that would seal Fresno State's 13-0 season and BCS berth (they were ranked ahead of Northern Illinois until Fresno's surprising loss to #76 SJSU last weekend), but we can forget all that now, and this game has the Las Vegas Bowl - and a date with the 5th-selected Pac 12 team, probably #18 Washington - on the line. The Bulldogs lead the nation in passing yardage, putting up 410 per game on the arm of Derek Carr, who's twelve years younger than his older brother David Carr (who similarly put up huge passing numbers for Fresno State). The Bulldogs aren't a terrible running team, by any means, with a 700 yard rusher and a 600 yard rusher, but they're clearly a pass-first unit. As you might expect from a team that airs it out to score 47 points a game, they also allow a bunch of pass yards and points: 280 per game (9th-worst in the country) and 30.2 per game (85th in the nation) respectively. A huge part of this team's success is its offensive line: for passing the ball the 6th-most times in the country, they've only allowed 8 sacks on the year, which is the 2nd-fewest in the nation. That's an almost unbelievable stat; before writing that, I had to double-check to make sure it was true.
Utah State also beats their opponents by 17 points on average, but they do so to a 33.9-16.8 tune (that 16.8 ppg allowed is 9th-best in the nation). This is the second year in a row that the Aggies have been a very solid team; recall their win over Utah early last year (they finished the season 11-2, with losses to Wisconsin and BYU by a combined 5 points). They didn't snag any big wins this year, but pushed Utah to 30-26 and USC to 17-14, both on the road. Note that this is Utah State's first year in the Mountain West; last year, they pounded their way through the now-defunct WAC. This will also be Utah State's chance to exorcise old demons; the last time these teams played, the aforementioned Derek Carr turned a 31-24 halftime deficit into a 41-31 win at the Aggies' expense.
The Ruby Rankings say "Pick 'em":
#39 Fresno State 31, #41 Utah State 30
The Pac-12
#6 Arizona State vs. #8 Stanford
Back in the first Ruby Rankings of the season, the Sun Devils of Arizona State were 8th even though they didn't show up in the BCS rankings. I noted that the pollsters didn't think very highly of them (they were among the "others receiving votes"), they had top-ten statistical and RPI profiles. Basically, my computer recognized how good they were, and the silly voters didn't. It turned out that the other computers also recognized how good they were, at least more than the silly voters: when they first showed up in the BCS rankings in week 11, they were 24th in both polls and 17th on the computers, with their highest ranking at 11th. Coming into this week, the voters have them 13th and the computers have them 6th - finally some agreement between the Ruby Rankings and the BCS Comps! ASU is a very strong team, with a definite pass-heavy slant. A casual observer would be tempted to put them into the whole "Duke, Texas, Bowling Green" category I've created, but that would ignore 1) that, unlike those teams, ASU's combination of good-but-not-great offense and defense translate into a very good points per game spread (43.3-24.8), and 2) the Pac 12 is way, way, way, way better this year than either the ACC or the Big 12. It's not even close. This will be a rematch of the first of ASU's two losses; Stanford took them 42-28 at home in week 3.
We all know about Stanford from their performances busting up #9 Oregon this year and last. This is as close to a smash-mouth football team as you'll get west of SEC country, and coach David Shaw is often cited as one of the brightest minds in the game. While Arizona State isn't as "finesse" as Oregon seems to try to be when they play Stanford, the Cardinal defense should be rearing to go: Arizona State's allowed the 20th-most sacks this season, and Stanford's inflicted the 10th-most sacks. It's worth noting that Stanford's not particularly strong in the red zone; their 26-for-45 TD rate is only good for 86th in the nation.
The Ruby Rankings have been high on Arizona State all year; "why stop now?", they cry!:
#6 Arizona State 25, #8 Stanford 21
The SEC
#4 Missouri vs. #5 Auburn
Missouri's gotta be sitting there saying, "what am I, chopped liver?", a la Daffy Duck or Sylvester or whichever of those Looney Tunes characters said that (I can't remember). Auburn's miraculous win over #7 Alabama in the Iron Bowl (and, hell, Auburn's miraculous win over #25 Georgia a few weeks ago) has thrust them into the spotlight, and the Tigers, whose only loss was in double overtime to #11 South Carolina (for South Carolina giving a team their only loss of the season by 3 points, see also: UCF, above), are flying under the radar despite having been ranked higher than Auburn virtually the entire season. Missouri is a far more balanced team than Auburn, and the big question is at QB. That's not because they don't have someone talented enough - they, in fact, have two guys: James Franklin has nearly 2,000 passing yards, and Maty Mauk racked up 1,000 filling on for Franklin when he was injured - but because Franklin may not be 100% after returning from his shoulder injury, and I'm not entirely convinced he gives this team the best chance to win. Whoever it is, the game will be on his (partially-injured?) shoulders: of all SEC teams, Auburn allows the 2nd-most passing yards per game.
That being said, Auburn's defense is better than the sum of its parts: despite having the 11th total defense in the SEC, they've got the 5th scoring defense. A big part of that is red zone defense, in which Auburn is 7th in the country (and 8th-best at preventing TDs). For as bad as they are at stopping the run, Auburn is even better at running it themselves; their 310 ypg is far and away the best in the SEC (Missouri's in 2nd, 80 ypg behind). Basically, this should be a high-scoring game with lots and lots of running, and lots of Missouri passing, and even more Auburn running, and maybe just enough Auburn passing in the last minute to pull out another miracle.
The Ruby Rankings say 2 miracles are enough:
#4 Missouri 35, #5 Auburn 31
And, just for kicks, and so you know what the affiliations are (I think it's really interesting, so, what the hell):
JOE'S BOWL PREDICTIONS:
Note: There are six more eligible teams than Bowl berths. The eligible teams without bowls will be: Buffalo, Ohio, CMU, Arkansas State, Troy, and Louisiana-Monroe.
December 21
Gildan New Mexico Bowl
UNLV (MWC #4) vs Washington State (Pac-12 #7)
Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl
Fresno State (MWC #1) vs Washington (Pac-12 #5)
Famous Idaho Potato Bowl
San Diego State University (MWC #6) vs Ball State (MAC #3)
R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
Tulane (C-USA #6) vs Louisiana-Lafayette (Sun Belt #1)
December 23
Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl
Florida Atlantic (Usually AAC #6, AAC has 4 eligible teams) vs North Texas (C-USA #4)
December 24
Sheraton Hawai'i Bowl
San Jose State University (MWC #5) vs East Carolina (C-USA #2)
December 26
Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl
Bowling Green (MAC #2) vs Oregon State (Usually Big Ten #8, Big 10 has 7 eligible teams)
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl
Boise State (MWC #2) vs Toledo (MAC #4; Army is not bowl eligible or they would be in this spot)
December 27
Military Bowl Presented by Northrop Grumman
Middle Tennessee (C-USA #5) vs North Carolina (ACC #8)
Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas
Pittsburgh (Usually Big 12 #6, but Big 12 has 6 eligible teams and 2 in BCS) vs Minnesota (Big Ten #6)
Fight Hunger Bowl
BYU (automatic) vs Arizona (Pac-12 #6)
December 28
New Era Pinstripe Bowl
Notre Dame (automatic) vs Houston (AAC #4)
Belk Bowl
Cincinnati (AAC #3) vs Duke (ACC #5)
Russell Athletic Bowl
Louisville (AAC #2) vs Clemson (ACC #2)
Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl
Texas Tech (Big 12 #4) vs Wisconsin (Big Ten #4)
December 30
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl
Navy (automatic) vs UTSA (C-USA #7)
Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl
Vanderbilt (SEC #7) vs Georgia Tech (ACC #6)
Valero Alamo Bowl
Oregon (Pac-12 #2) vs Texas (Big 12 #3)
National University Holiday Bowl
USC (Pac-12 #3) vs Nebraska (Big Ten #5)
December 31
AdvoCare V100 Bowl
Colorado State (Usually SEC #10, but SEC has 10 eligible teams and two in BCS) vs Boston College (ACC #7)
Hyundai Sun Bowl
UCLA (Pac-12 #4) vs Virginia Tech (ACC #4)
AutoZone Liberty Bowl
Marshall (C-USA #1) vs Mississippi (SEC #8)
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Clemson (ACC #2) vs Texas A&M (SEC #5)
January 1
TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl
Nebraska (Big Ten #5) vs Georgia (SEC #6)
Heart of Dallas Bowl
Iowa (Big Ten #7) vs Rice (C-USA #3)
Capital One Bowl
Michigan State (Big Ten #2) vs Auburn (SEC #2)
Outback Bowl
Michigan (Big Ten #3) vs LSU (SEC #4)
Rose Bowl Game presented by VIZIO
Baylor (Usually Big Ten #1, Ohio State in BCS Championship) vs Arizona State (Pac-12 #1)
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Oklahoma State (Big 12 #1) vs Northern Illinois (BCS Non-AQ Auto)
January 2
Allstate Sugar Bowl
Missouri (SEC #1) vs UCF (AAC #1)
January 3
Discover Orange Bowl
Alabama (Usually ACC #1, FSU in BCS Championship) vs Stanford (BCS At-Large)
AT&T Cotton Bowl
Oklahoma (Big 12 #2) vs South Carolina (SEC #3)
January 4
BBVA Compass Bowl
Syracuse (Usually AAC #5, but AAC has 4 eligible teams) vs Mississippi State (SEC #9)
January 5
GoDaddy.com Bowl
Marshall (MAC #1) vs Western Kentucky (Sun Belt #2)
January 6
VIZIO BCS National Championship
Florida State (BCS #1) vs Ohio State (BCS #2)
Note that Tulane, Louisiana-Lafayette, Louisville, Cincinnati, BYU, and Navy have already accepted their bids as noted above.
Check back soon for analysis of the bowl games, including the first ever Ruby Rankings Bowl Confidence Challenge!
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
RUBY RANKINGS Week 14!!! College Football FBS Rankings!!!
Was the Alabama-Auburn game the greatest NCAA Football game I've ever seen? No. But it was damn close. There's only one I can think of that I recall as definitively better: the 2007 Fiesta Bowl, when Boise State snagged the hook-and-ladder to tie it against Oklahoma, and then scored on the Statue of Liberty play to win 43-42 in OT. That's it.
So, Auburn takes care of Alabama. Ohio State barely holds on against Michigan. Baylor just staves off a lowly TCU squad. Oh, and Fresno State finally showed that they didn't belong anywhere near the BCS. What crazy stuff will happen in the rankings?
The basics of the RUBY RANKINGS are as follows:
1) The 126 FBS teams are roughly scaled from 0 (a bottom-five, roughly winless team) to 1000 (a BCS Championship Favorite).
2) The ranking takes into account wins/losses, strength of schedule, and statistics.
3) The rankings are updated weekly.
WEEK 13 RUBY RANKINGS:
Ranking #. Team (W-L): Score (RANK Change from Last Week)
1. Florida State (12-0): 944 (=)
2. Ohio State (12-0): 903 (+1)
3. Baylor (10-1): 884 (-1)
4. Missouri (11-1): 874 (+2)
5. Auburn (11-1): 859 (+3)
6. Arizona State (10-2): 856 (-1)
7. Alabama (11-1): 843 (-3)
8. Stanford (10-2): 818 (+3)
9. Oregon (10-2): 809 (=)
10. Michigan State (11-1): 783 (+3)
11. South Carolina (10-2): 771 (+3)
12. Oklahoma State (10-1): 770 (=)
13. Wisconsin (9-3): 752 (-6)
14. Oklahoma (9-2): 737 (+1)
15. UCLA (9-3): 730 (+6)
16. Northern Illinois (12-0): 724 (+2)
17. Clemson (10-2): 713 (-7)
18. Washington (8-4): 708 (+4)
19. Louisville (10-1): 698 (+1)
20. UCF (10-1): 694 (-4)
21. BYU (8-4): 680 (+9)
22. LSU (9-3): 675 (+1)
23. USC (9-4): 673 (-6)
24. Virginia Tech (8-4): 667 (-5)
25. Georgia (8-4): 664 (+1)
26. Texas A&M (8-4): 651 (-2)
27. Mississippi (7-5): 642 (-2)
28. Georgia Tech (7-5): 635 (+3)
29. Iowa (8-4): 631 (+7)
30. Texas (8-3): 629 (+9)
31. Notre Dame (8-4): 626 (-4)
32. Duke (10-2): 622 (=)
33. Miami (FL) (9-3): 617 (+1)
34. Arizona (7-5): 613 (-1)
35. Michigan (7-5): 612 (=)
36. East Carolina (9-3): 605 (-8)
37. Marshall (9-3): 604 (+7)
38. Houston (8-4): 601 (+2)
39. Fresno State (10-1): 589 (-10)
40. Minnesota (8-4): 579 (+1)
41. Utah State (8-4): 572 (+4)
42. Bowling Green (9-3): 566 (+9)
43. Nebraska (8-4): 566 (-5)
44. North Texas (8-4): 565 (+4)
45. Mississippi State (6-6): 564 (-2)
46. North Carolina (6-6): 551 (-9)
47. Rice (9-3): 549 (+7)
48. Penn State (7-5): 545 (+8)
49. Boise State (8-4): 534 (=)
50. Ball State (10-2): 525 (-9)
51. Kansas State (7-5): 522 (+6)
52. Vanderbilt (8-4): 518 (-1)
53. Navy (7-4): 513 (+9)
54. Utah (5-7): 510 (+5)
55. Toledo (7-5): 509 (-6)
56. Cincinnati (9-2): 505 (-1)
57. Pittsburgh (6-6): 501 (-10)
58. Louisiana-Lafayette (8-3): 501 (-5)
59. Boston College (7-5): 478 (-3)
60. Syracuse (6-6): 476 (+10)
61. UTSA (7-5): 470 (+4)
62. Tennessee (5-7): 467 (+4)
63. Texas Tech (7-5): 466 (-16)
64. Indiana (5-7): 459 (=)
65. Florida Atlantic (6-6): 450 (+5)
66. Buffalo (8-4): 449 (-5)
67. Western Kentucky (8-4): 448 (+7)
68. Arkansas State (7-5): 448 (-4)
69. Middle Tennessee (8-4): 447 (+4)
70. Maryland (7-5): 444 (-2)
71. Northwestern (5-7): 443 (+1)
72. Washington State (6-6): 424 (-12)
73. Florida (4-8): 423 (-2)
74. Tulane (7-5): 419 (+1)
75. Oregon State (6-6): 415 (-8)
76. San Jose State (6-6): 398 (+1)
77. UNLV (7-5): 382 (+4)
78. TCU (4-8): 381 (-2)
79. Colorado State (7-6): 374 (+4)
80. Nevada (4-8): 371 (+11)
81. Ohio (7-5): 352 (+3)
82. San Diego State (7-5): 336 (-3)
83. South Alabama (5-6): 330 (+14)
84. Arkansas (3-9): 319 (+5)
85. Wake Forest (4-8): 318 (=)
86. Louisiana-Monroe (6-6): 317 (+9)
87. Troy (6-6): 314 (+7)
88. Rutgers (5-6): 309 (-10)
89. Akron (5-7): 308 (+7)
90. Memphis (3-8): 296 (-10)
91. Colorado (4-8): 293 (-5)
92. Virginia (2-10): 291 (-2)
93. North Carolina State (3-9): 288 (-11)
94. West Virginia (4-8): 283 (-6)
95. Illinois (4-8): 281 (-8)
96. SMU (5-6): 264 (-4)
97. Texas State (6-6): 262 (+1)
98. Kent State (4-8): 256 (+3)
99. Old Dominion (8-4): 254 (-6)
100. Tulsa (3-9): 238 (-1)
101. Central Michigan (6-6): 225 (+3)
102. Kentucky (2-10): 225 (=)
103. Wyoming (5-7): 216 (-3)
104. Iowa State (3-9): 209 (+2)
105. South Florida (2-9): 207 (+5)
106. Kansas (3-9): 206 (-3)
107. New Mexico (3-9): 175 (+4)
108. California (1-11): 152 (+1)
109. Army (3-8): 149 (-4)
110. UAB (2-10): 132 (-2)
111. Connecticut (2-9): 130 (+6)
112. Purdue (1-11): 128 (-5)
113. Hawai'i (1-11): 115 (-1)
114. Temple (2-10): 106 (+2)
115. Louisiana Tech (4-8): 92 (-2)
116. Air Force (2-10): 77 (-2)
117. Idaho (1-11): 52 (-2)
118. UTEP (2-10): 50 (=)
119. Western Michigan (1-11): 32 (+1)
120. Southern Mississippi (1-11): 6 (+3)
121. New Mexico State (2-10): -4 (-2)
122. Eastern Michigan (2-10): -10 (-1)
123. Massachusetts (1-11): -12 (-1)
124. Florida International (1-11): -71 (+1)
125. Miami (OH) (0-12): -97 (+1)
126. Georgia State (0-12): -100 (-2)
CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS
1. SEC: 607 (=)
2. PAC 12: 583 (=)
3. BIG 10: 557 (+1)
4. ACC: 539 (-1)
5. BIG 12: 509 (=)
6. AAC: 381 (=)
7. MOUNTAIN WEST: 345 (+1)
8. INDEPENDENT: 329 (-1)
9. C-USA: 325 (=)
10. SUN BELT: 315 (=)
11. MAC: 294 (=)
Welcome to the Top 40: #37 Marshall. In a de facto C-USA semifinal (both teams were 6-1 in-conference), Marshall convincingly defeated #36 ECU on Friday night, hanging a 59-spot on the Pirates. The Thundering Herd have only lost two games in regulation, by a combined 5 points: by 3 to #81 Ohio and by 2 to #69 Middle Tennessee (51-49!). Additionally, they pushed #24 Virginia Tech to 2OT before falling 29-21. These guys have one of the most potent, balanced offenses in the country; they score the 6th-most points per game (44.6) and are actually 21st in rushing and 21st in passing. They face the less-than-balanced #47 Rice Owls (also 9-3 (7-1 C-USA), very run-heavy) on Saturday for the Conference Title, with the right to play the 8th-selected SEC team - likely #45 Mississippi State or #52 Vanderbilt - in the Liberty Bowl.
Welcome to... a BCS Bowl?!: #56 Cincinnati. Not likely, but possible. Cincinnati's been shooting up the rankings ever since the Week 8 ratings slotted them at 82nd, a 5-2 team with the worst strength-of-schedule in the country. Well, the Bearcats have finally defeated a team with a winning record, beating #38 Houston (who's been in free-fall ever since I declared them the leaders in the AAC race) by 7 last week. They'll face their first true test all year in #19 Louisville on Thursday night and, if they win and #96 SMU manages to upset #20 UCF (who's looked very shaky the last few weeks, defeating #114 Temple and #105 South Florida by a field goal apiece), the Bearcats, who lost their best player and name (dynamic QB Munchie Legaux) for the season in Week 2, would find themselves in the BCS.
Welcome to... a BCS Bowl!!!: #16 Northern Illinois. I'm not saying this team belongs there. BUT... they've vastly improved their profile recently, and have another chance to defeat a good-not-great opponent when they play #42 Bowling Green in the MAC Championship on Friday (the "Friday" part of that is how you know it's the MAC). Northern Illinois is a strange team: they haven't allowed fewer than 14 points, and they've allowed more than 30 twice (early in the season). They also haven't scored fewer than 27, and have been on the right side of 50 thrice (later in the season). Any game involving these guys - and their wrecking ball of a QB, Jordan Lynch (42 TDs, 4,212 yards combined rushing and passing this year) - will be exciting, to say the least. Remember, to clinch a BCS spot under the rules, they only need to be in the top 16 of the BCS (they're currently 14th, and will be helped by beating Bowling Green) and stay ahead of the AAC leader (UCF is currently 16th, and shouldn't be helped by beating SMU).
Teams with a bowl berth on the line last week:
Mississippi State (defeated rival #27 Mississippi 17-10 in OT to get to 6-6 and become bowl-eligible)
#101 Central Michigan (defeated rival #122 Eastern Michigan 42-10 to get to 6-6)
#87 Troy (defeated #97 Texas State 42-28 to get to 6-6)
#65 Florida Atlantic (defeated rival #124 Florida International 21-6 to cap a 4-game winning streak and get to 6-6)
#76 San Jose State (defeated #39 Fresno State 62-52 to get to 6-6)
#79 Colorado State (defeated #116 Air Force 58-13 to get to 7-6)
#103 Wyoming (lost to #41 Utah State 35-7 to fall to 5-7 and miss out on a bowl game)
#60 Syracuse (defeated #59 Boston College 34-31 to get to 6-6)
#86 Louisiana-Monroe (defeated rival #58 Louisiana-Lafayette 31-28 to get to 6-6)
So, under win-you're-in-lose-you're-out pressure, teams went 9-1 this week, including three clear upsets (MSST, SJSU, and ULM). Cool stuff.
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP PREVIEW TO COME OUT TODAY/TOMORROW!!!
So, Auburn takes care of Alabama. Ohio State barely holds on against Michigan. Baylor just staves off a lowly TCU squad. Oh, and Fresno State finally showed that they didn't belong anywhere near the BCS. What crazy stuff will happen in the rankings?
The basics of the RUBY RANKINGS are as follows:
1) The 126 FBS teams are roughly scaled from 0 (a bottom-five, roughly winless team) to 1000 (a BCS Championship Favorite).
2) The ranking takes into account wins/losses, strength of schedule, and statistics.
3) The rankings are updated weekly.
WEEK 13 RUBY RANKINGS:
Ranking #. Team (W-L): Score (RANK Change from Last Week)
1. Florida State (12-0): 944 (=)
2. Ohio State (12-0): 903 (+1)
3. Baylor (10-1): 884 (-1)
4. Missouri (11-1): 874 (+2)
5. Auburn (11-1): 859 (+3)
6. Arizona State (10-2): 856 (-1)
7. Alabama (11-1): 843 (-3)
8. Stanford (10-2): 818 (+3)
9. Oregon (10-2): 809 (=)
10. Michigan State (11-1): 783 (+3)
11. South Carolina (10-2): 771 (+3)
12. Oklahoma State (10-1): 770 (=)
13. Wisconsin (9-3): 752 (-6)
14. Oklahoma (9-2): 737 (+1)
15. UCLA (9-3): 730 (+6)
16. Northern Illinois (12-0): 724 (+2)
17. Clemson (10-2): 713 (-7)
18. Washington (8-4): 708 (+4)
19. Louisville (10-1): 698 (+1)
20. UCF (10-1): 694 (-4)
21. BYU (8-4): 680 (+9)
22. LSU (9-3): 675 (+1)
23. USC (9-4): 673 (-6)
24. Virginia Tech (8-4): 667 (-5)
25. Georgia (8-4): 664 (+1)
26. Texas A&M (8-4): 651 (-2)
27. Mississippi (7-5): 642 (-2)
28. Georgia Tech (7-5): 635 (+3)
29. Iowa (8-4): 631 (+7)
30. Texas (8-3): 629 (+9)
31. Notre Dame (8-4): 626 (-4)
32. Duke (10-2): 622 (=)
33. Miami (FL) (9-3): 617 (+1)
34. Arizona (7-5): 613 (-1)
35. Michigan (7-5): 612 (=)
36. East Carolina (9-3): 605 (-8)
37. Marshall (9-3): 604 (+7)
38. Houston (8-4): 601 (+2)
39. Fresno State (10-1): 589 (-10)
40. Minnesota (8-4): 579 (+1)
41. Utah State (8-4): 572 (+4)
42. Bowling Green (9-3): 566 (+9)
43. Nebraska (8-4): 566 (-5)
44. North Texas (8-4): 565 (+4)
45. Mississippi State (6-6): 564 (-2)
46. North Carolina (6-6): 551 (-9)
47. Rice (9-3): 549 (+7)
48. Penn State (7-5): 545 (+8)
49. Boise State (8-4): 534 (=)
50. Ball State (10-2): 525 (-9)
51. Kansas State (7-5): 522 (+6)
52. Vanderbilt (8-4): 518 (-1)
53. Navy (7-4): 513 (+9)
54. Utah (5-7): 510 (+5)
55. Toledo (7-5): 509 (-6)
56. Cincinnati (9-2): 505 (-1)
57. Pittsburgh (6-6): 501 (-10)
58. Louisiana-Lafayette (8-3): 501 (-5)
59. Boston College (7-5): 478 (-3)
60. Syracuse (6-6): 476 (+10)
61. UTSA (7-5): 470 (+4)
62. Tennessee (5-7): 467 (+4)
63. Texas Tech (7-5): 466 (-16)
64. Indiana (5-7): 459 (=)
65. Florida Atlantic (6-6): 450 (+5)
66. Buffalo (8-4): 449 (-5)
67. Western Kentucky (8-4): 448 (+7)
68. Arkansas State (7-5): 448 (-4)
69. Middle Tennessee (8-4): 447 (+4)
70. Maryland (7-5): 444 (-2)
71. Northwestern (5-7): 443 (+1)
72. Washington State (6-6): 424 (-12)
73. Florida (4-8): 423 (-2)
74. Tulane (7-5): 419 (+1)
75. Oregon State (6-6): 415 (-8)
76. San Jose State (6-6): 398 (+1)
77. UNLV (7-5): 382 (+4)
78. TCU (4-8): 381 (-2)
79. Colorado State (7-6): 374 (+4)
80. Nevada (4-8): 371 (+11)
81. Ohio (7-5): 352 (+3)
82. San Diego State (7-5): 336 (-3)
83. South Alabama (5-6): 330 (+14)
84. Arkansas (3-9): 319 (+5)
85. Wake Forest (4-8): 318 (=)
86. Louisiana-Monroe (6-6): 317 (+9)
87. Troy (6-6): 314 (+7)
88. Rutgers (5-6): 309 (-10)
89. Akron (5-7): 308 (+7)
90. Memphis (3-8): 296 (-10)
91. Colorado (4-8): 293 (-5)
92. Virginia (2-10): 291 (-2)
93. North Carolina State (3-9): 288 (-11)
94. West Virginia (4-8): 283 (-6)
95. Illinois (4-8): 281 (-8)
96. SMU (5-6): 264 (-4)
97. Texas State (6-6): 262 (+1)
98. Kent State (4-8): 256 (+3)
99. Old Dominion (8-4): 254 (-6)
100. Tulsa (3-9): 238 (-1)
101. Central Michigan (6-6): 225 (+3)
102. Kentucky (2-10): 225 (=)
103. Wyoming (5-7): 216 (-3)
104. Iowa State (3-9): 209 (+2)
105. South Florida (2-9): 207 (+5)
106. Kansas (3-9): 206 (-3)
107. New Mexico (3-9): 175 (+4)
108. California (1-11): 152 (+1)
109. Army (3-8): 149 (-4)
110. UAB (2-10): 132 (-2)
111. Connecticut (2-9): 130 (+6)
112. Purdue (1-11): 128 (-5)
113. Hawai'i (1-11): 115 (-1)
114. Temple (2-10): 106 (+2)
115. Louisiana Tech (4-8): 92 (-2)
116. Air Force (2-10): 77 (-2)
117. Idaho (1-11): 52 (-2)
118. UTEP (2-10): 50 (=)
119. Western Michigan (1-11): 32 (+1)
120. Southern Mississippi (1-11): 6 (+3)
121. New Mexico State (2-10): -4 (-2)
122. Eastern Michigan (2-10): -10 (-1)
123. Massachusetts (1-11): -12 (-1)
124. Florida International (1-11): -71 (+1)
125. Miami (OH) (0-12): -97 (+1)
126. Georgia State (0-12): -100 (-2)
CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS
1. SEC: 607 (=)
2. PAC 12: 583 (=)
3. BIG 10: 557 (+1)
4. ACC: 539 (-1)
5. BIG 12: 509 (=)
6. AAC: 381 (=)
7. MOUNTAIN WEST: 345 (+1)
8. INDEPENDENT: 329 (-1)
9. C-USA: 325 (=)
10. SUN BELT: 315 (=)
11. MAC: 294 (=)
Welcome to the Top 40: #37 Marshall. In a de facto C-USA semifinal (both teams were 6-1 in-conference), Marshall convincingly defeated #36 ECU on Friday night, hanging a 59-spot on the Pirates. The Thundering Herd have only lost two games in regulation, by a combined 5 points: by 3 to #81 Ohio and by 2 to #69 Middle Tennessee (51-49!). Additionally, they pushed #24 Virginia Tech to 2OT before falling 29-21. These guys have one of the most potent, balanced offenses in the country; they score the 6th-most points per game (44.6) and are actually 21st in rushing and 21st in passing. They face the less-than-balanced #47 Rice Owls (also 9-3 (7-1 C-USA), very run-heavy) on Saturday for the Conference Title, with the right to play the 8th-selected SEC team - likely #45 Mississippi State or #52 Vanderbilt - in the Liberty Bowl.
Welcome to... a BCS Bowl?!: #56 Cincinnati. Not likely, but possible. Cincinnati's been shooting up the rankings ever since the Week 8 ratings slotted them at 82nd, a 5-2 team with the worst strength-of-schedule in the country. Well, the Bearcats have finally defeated a team with a winning record, beating #38 Houston (who's been in free-fall ever since I declared them the leaders in the AAC race) by 7 last week. They'll face their first true test all year in #19 Louisville on Thursday night and, if they win and #96 SMU manages to upset #20 UCF (who's looked very shaky the last few weeks, defeating #114 Temple and #105 South Florida by a field goal apiece), the Bearcats, who lost their best player and name (dynamic QB Munchie Legaux) for the season in Week 2, would find themselves in the BCS.
Welcome to... a BCS Bowl!!!: #16 Northern Illinois. I'm not saying this team belongs there. BUT... they've vastly improved their profile recently, and have another chance to defeat a good-not-great opponent when they play #42 Bowling Green in the MAC Championship on Friday (the "Friday" part of that is how you know it's the MAC). Northern Illinois is a strange team: they haven't allowed fewer than 14 points, and they've allowed more than 30 twice (early in the season). They also haven't scored fewer than 27, and have been on the right side of 50 thrice (later in the season). Any game involving these guys - and their wrecking ball of a QB, Jordan Lynch (42 TDs, 4,212 yards combined rushing and passing this year) - will be exciting, to say the least. Remember, to clinch a BCS spot under the rules, they only need to be in the top 16 of the BCS (they're currently 14th, and will be helped by beating Bowling Green) and stay ahead of the AAC leader (UCF is currently 16th, and shouldn't be helped by beating SMU).
Teams with a bowl berth on the line last week:
Mississippi State (defeated rival #27 Mississippi 17-10 in OT to get to 6-6 and become bowl-eligible)
#101 Central Michigan (defeated rival #122 Eastern Michigan 42-10 to get to 6-6)
#87 Troy (defeated #97 Texas State 42-28 to get to 6-6)
#65 Florida Atlantic (defeated rival #124 Florida International 21-6 to cap a 4-game winning streak and get to 6-6)
#76 San Jose State (defeated #39 Fresno State 62-52 to get to 6-6)
#79 Colorado State (defeated #116 Air Force 58-13 to get to 7-6)
#103 Wyoming (lost to #41 Utah State 35-7 to fall to 5-7 and miss out on a bowl game)
#60 Syracuse (defeated #59 Boston College 34-31 to get to 6-6)
#86 Louisiana-Monroe (defeated rival #58 Louisiana-Lafayette 31-28 to get to 6-6)
So, under win-you're-in-lose-you're-out pressure, teams went 9-1 this week, including three clear upsets (MSST, SJSU, and ULM). Cool stuff.
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP PREVIEW TO COME OUT TODAY/TOMORROW!!!
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